It’s been my opinion that Joe Biden is so far gone that he couldn’t find his ass with a map and that more or less got proven today. After giving yet another pointless speech, Joe couldn’t figure out how to get off the stage. Luckily, wife Jill was on hand to show him the way and somehow he still got lost.
What makes this funnier is that it was an event to celebrate the Americans with Disabilities Act and Disability Pride Month. Maybe Joe was trying to pander by showing he too has disabilities, albeit mental, but in all likelihood this was the real deal:
After Jill thunder clapped with her gigantic man-hands, Joe asked her something about which way he should go to get off the stage.
“No, you go this way,” said Jill, pointing.
Jill began leading Joe over to the steps down from the stage. She left the stage but Joe suddenly pulled up with confusion. He looked around as if to say, “where the heck did Jill go?”
Joe then turned around, frantically trying to figure where his wife was and how to get off of that damned 2-foot tall platform.
Eventually, Joe figured out how to get off of the stage and gingerly walked over to the seating area where Jill was. He stopped again, confusion coursing through his hardened arteries, and looked around. Jill touched Joe lightly on his butt check to let him know it was oaky to sit down.
If that was after the speech, what he said must have been awesome. And it was.
Biden started out by saying that disabled people are, “simply an inspiration” followed immediately by this:
“People who don’t have disabilities find themselves feeling sorry for themselves realize, ‘wait a minute. What am I complaining about?'” Biden said.
Biden is saying that able-bodied people who are feeling down get a lift from seeing how bad disabled people have it. Gosh, that is simply inspiring. I mean, for everyone except the disabled people, of course.
Then:
“You know uh, the uh, the an I enjoy Jill wokening all you,” said Biden.
Seeing how mentally disabled Joe Biden is actually makes me feel better about myself. For once in his thousand years on this planet, he is right about something.
“Remember the days when uh if you’re a disables, store would turn you away?” Biden asked.
No, I can’t say that I do.
“Folks, the ADA advocate Tim Darth, who was often recognized as the godfather, wrote the ADA in 1990 the ADA he said he wrote in 1990,” said Biden.
Fascinating. I wonder if he’s related to Darth Vader.
Finally, Biden finished with this not-so-inspiring quote:
“It’s not just about disability rights but also about disability pride.” said Biden. “For millions of Americans their disability is a source of identity and power.”
I’m not here to poke fun at people with disabilities and I truly believe they can adapt, overcome, and achieve great things, but are they really proud of their disabilities? Are there people who say, “I’m so proud that I lost a foot to diabetes?” Or “Since that accident that left me a quadriplegic, I have become more powerful than anyone could have imagined.”
Look, I had a massive blood clot in my leg and now that leg is kind of lame and weak. It’s not something I’m proud of and I wish like hell it would go back to normal. I don’t feel sorry for myself, it is what it is, but I also don’t go around bragging about it or let it define me as a person.
But enough about me. Joe is having himself a hell of a day. First he was talking to and searching for a dead Congresswoman and then he got lost on stage, even with his elder care nurse guiding him along. When’s Mental Disability Pride Month?
