This week’s biggest WTF? was learning that Joe Biden can see dead people, confirming that his illegitimate presidency is a genuine horror show. Here’s some other scary WTF? movies to help kick off the Halloween season:
I Piss On Your Grave
Man with 48-year grudge caught peeing on ex-wife’s grave every day by her kids
A man with an apparent 48-year grudge has been going each morning to urinate on the grave of his ex, much to the horror of her furious kids, who realized something was wrong when they discovered bags of poop left at their mom’s final resting place.
“I felt like getting out and killing him,” said Michael Andrew Murphy, 43, told The Post of what it was like to catch the man he says has been desecrating the burial site of his mom, Linda Torello.
Torello, 66, died of cancer in 2017 and is buried just over the state line in the cemetery at Tappan Reformed Church in Orangetown, NY.
Murphy and his sister first noticed a plastic bag of poop at their mother’s grave in April and thought it was something left by mistake by a dog walker.
The siblings called the cops, who took a report. Determined to figure out what was going on, the pair got permission from a cemetery manager to place trail cameras in the trees to see if they could catch the vandal.
When they checked the camera footage, they spotted the gross grave visitor: a man who was briefly married to Torello in the 1970s.
Murphy claims he’s gone to the cops at least three times and they refuse to let him speak to a detective.
The man, whose name The Post is not revealing since he has not been charged, did not respond to a call from The Post.
I don’t know if the man owns a dog, or is sh-tting in a bag himself, or is getting some dog sh-t,” Murphy said. “All I know is that he’s using my mother’s grave as his toilet every morning.”
“He could have been peeing out there for five years and we wouldn’t have known it,” Murphy said. “We only found out because of the feces.”
I guess it’s not a crime to piss or shit anywhere in NY.
Chopper II: Dark Blade
Chhattisgarh woman chops off husband’s genitals, axes him to death over dark skin taunts
A 30-year-old woman allegedly hacked her husband to death with an axe in Chhattisgarh’s Durg district as she was upset about his frequent taunts about her dark complexion, police said on Tuesday.
The police on Monday arrested Sangeeta Sonwani for allegedly killing her husband Anant Sonwani (40) in Amleshwar village on Sunday night, said Devansh Rathore, sub-divisional officer of police (Patan area).
As per the preliminary investigation, the victim used to call his wife ugly and frequently taunt her about her dark skin. The couple had quarrelled on the issue several times in the past, he said.
The couple entered into an argument on Sunday night and in a fit of rage, Sangeeta allegedly attacked her husband with the axe kept in the house and killed him on the spot, the official said.
The woman also allegedly chopped off the victim’s genitals, he said.
The accused tried to mislead the villagers the next morning by saying that someone had killed her husband, but later admitted to have committed the offence during police interrogation, the official said.
That’s not how you whack a guy off, lady.
Junknard Dog
Britain’s best police dog honoured after dragging suspect from hedge by genitals
A dog handler and his canine sidekick have been named the UK’s top police dog team at the Thin Blue Paw Awards.
It comes after an incident in which Toro, a three-year-old Dutch Herder, dragged a suspect from his hiding place by his private parts, one of many examples of crime fighting by the dog and handler PC Chris McDonough.
They scooped up the coveted award at a ceremony in Knebworth, Hertfordshire, put on by the Thin Blue Paw Foundation which supports serving and retired police dogs.
The pair were nominated by Chief Inspector Simon Newell, the head of Alliance Policing dog section for Cheshire and North Wales, for their impressive year of crime fighting which included finding missing people and making over 20 arrests in a single year.
McDonough and Toro’s appear to be making names for themselves, having been on patrol during the G7 summit in Cornwall and also cropping up on the Channel 5 programme Motorway Cops where their exploits catching a serial thief by the genitals was caught on film.
The only problem is now Toro has a taste for human testicles.
Trilogy of Terror
Wild claims of ‘three boob’ woman ‘who paid £18k to look unattractive and put off men’
A woman with “three breasts” went to great lengths to convince the world she had had paid more than £18,000 for surgery to “look unattractive to men”.
Jasmine Tridevil (real name Alisha Hessler), 21, allegedly went through over 50 doctors before she finally “found one prepared to do the bizarre surgery” that mimicked the three-breasted woman in Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1990 film Total Recall.
Speaking to Real Radio 104.1 in 2014 she said: “It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics.”
She claimed one of the “medical practitioners” she got in touch with finally gave her the nod. “He made me sign a non-disclosure agreement as he was scared he’d get in trouble,” she said.
The unique operation was claimed to have set her back a whopping $20,000 (£18,690).
Jasmine, from Tampa, USA, said her parents reacted furiously to the bizarre surgery.
She said: “My mum ran out of the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad… he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it.”
Jasmine claimed she had to get a nipple implanted and alleged she then got an areola tattooed around it after the surgery.
Explaining her reasoning for the surgery, she said: “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.
Some sources began accusing Ms Tridevil of lying, saying the claim that she had three breasts was false, but she swung back saying to the Sun: “This is not a fake. I had a procedure done. If people don’t believe it, that’s up to them.”
But a German journalist used a heat camera to price that her third breast was in fact fake.
She was ultimately ousted a hoax, but not one to be put off lightly said: “Initially, I never took the three-breasted figure seriously, however, after wearing the prosthetic for so long, I have grown to adore the fantasy of having that body type.
If you’re trying to turn guys off, adding boobs is the wrong way to go about it.
Ass Fang
Mountain lion attacks, bites 7-year-old boy on buttocks
Wildlife officers on Wednesday were tracking a mountain lion that attacked a 7-year-old boy and prompted the closure of a sprawling Southern California park, authorities said.
The child and his father were walking up stairs at Pico Canyon Park near Santa Clarita around dusk on Monday when a cougar emerged from brush and bit the boy on the buttocks, said Capt. Patrick Foy with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife.
Foy said the father, who was walking behind, heard his son cry out and charged toward the big cat.
“The lion let go and retreated back into the brush,” he said.
The boy was taken to a hospital with injuries that were not life-threatening, Foy said.
Wildlife officials sampled the bite wound to confirm that a mountain lion was responsible and to obtain a DNA profile of the animal.
Mountain lion attacks on humans are rare. Around 20 confirmed attacks have occurred in California in 110 years of record-keeping, he said.
Beating the odds…with your ass.
Curse of the Vampire Shit
Trailer filled with hundreds of pounds of bat droppings stolen from Lincoln business
In a theft caught on camera, the crook may have had second thoughts if only they knew what was inside the trailer they were swiping.
Early Sunday morning, video shows someone in a truck drive away with the trailer from Borland Wildlife Solutions near North Cotner and Leighton. Now, that business is trying to track that trailer filled with loot that may have left the thief holding their nose.
“They hooked the trailer up and took off with a tiny little truck pulling a 14-foot trailer full of 500 to 700 pounds of bat feces,” owner Steve Borland said.
Part of Borland’s job includes removing pests like mice and bats from attics and the droppings they leave behind. Using long hoses, they vacuum the remnants and other debris from homes into large bags in their trailer. Inside the stolen trailer, there was also equipment such as the vacuum, hose, and PPE.
“But that’s all they got,” Borland said. “The trailer, the equipment, and 700 pounds of bat guano.”
Borland is taking the high road in this fecal faux pas.
“I’m just glad we didn’t lose anything we can’t easily replace,” Borland said. “and nobody got hurt.”
The thieves literally drove themselves bat shit crazy.
The Mummy
Widow hid husband’s ‘mummified corpse’ in home for 18 months, didn’t think he died
A grieving widow kept the “mummified” corpse of her husband hidden inside her home for 18 months — and used a cleaning disinfectant to keep the flesh from rotting.
The unidentified woman, who hails from Uttar Pradesh, India, reportedly refused to believe that her spouse had passed away on April 22 last year.
According to the Indian Express, the 35-year-old victim, named Vimlesh, succumbed to “bilateral pneumonia” brought on by a COVID-19 infection.
However, his distraught wife insisted that he was only in a coma, and kept his corpse concealed in a room at their home.
She purportedly used Dettol — a popular disinfectant and antiseptic cleaning product — to wipe down his body, which stopped bacteria from growing on the skin.
An air conditioning unit was also kept running in the room 24 hours a day, with neighbors failing to notice any odor emanating from the home.
Prior to his death, Vimlesh reportedly worked as an income tax officer. His corpse was only uncovered by authorities after his workplace finally lodged an official complaint claiming that he had not been at work since April 2021.
Isn’t that the same thing they’re doing with Joe Biden’s corpse?
Mark of the Beast
Aussie cops ripped for needing help finding perp with ‘beast’ face tattoo
An Australian police department was roasted for requesting civilian help spotting a suspect whose entire face is plastered with a massive “beast” tattoo.
“Murray River Police District are seeking assistance to locate wanted man Jaimes Sutton, who frequents the Deniliquin area on the VIC-NSW border,” the department wrote in a deadpan Facebook post, accompanied by Sutton’s scowling mugshot.
On the run after skipping a hearing on charges of domestic violence assault and property damage, Sutton blacked out his entire face in tattoo ink with the word “beast” scrawled across his forehead — and has a slew of other tats all over his body.
The plea got little sympathy — and a lot of sarcasm — from an incredulous public.
“I don’t think I’d recognize him if I passed him in the street,” one FB respondent joked.
“Keep your eyes open for this man. He’ll be extremely hard to spot in a crowd,” another snarked.
Others sarcastically inquired about more details to help identify him, like his height, clothing and eye color.
“I’m gonna need a description if you want my help to find him,” one FB user wrote.
There were some serious critics as well, ragging the police department itself.
“You need assistance to find a person with the word BEAST tattooed on his forehead?” one outraged citizen wrote.
“If they can’t find a bloke looking like this, they should be sacked!” another suggested.
They should look for him at his place of employment. I’m just kidding, there’s no way that dude has a job.
The Thing That Should Not Be
Race faker Rachel Dolezal’s nude OnlyFans photos leak on social media
Notorious race faker Rachel Dolezal has yet another scandal on her hands.
The ex-NAACP chapter president — who was embroiled in scandal after being outed as falsely posing as a black woman — joined the subscription site OnlyFans last year, sharing frisky photos for fans who forked out a fee.
But on Tuesday, several nude photos from her page leaked on social media, sending the 44-year-old hurtling into the headlines once again.
A bio for Dolezal’s OnlyFans currently states: “Subscribers get to see how my sensual side pairs with my creative spirit through intimate images inspired by color, light, and lingerie on weekends.”
The Post reported last year that the race faker had joined the subscription site after claiming that she was unable to get a job in the wake of her race-based scandal. Fans can access her content for $9.99 a month.
Dolezal — who still self-identifies as black — was widely trolled on Twitter following the nude photo leak.
It’s bad enough she identifies as black but now she’s trying to identify as attractive.
Jaws
Man who travelled to Turkey for new teeth left looking like ‘monster’
A man travelled to Turkey in the hope of coming home with a Hollywood-smile, but instead he was left looking “like a monster” after they fell off.
Businessman Adrian Czajkowski, 36, said he had always wanted a Hollywood-style smile, and opted to travel abroad to have the ceramic veneers fixed to his teeth with special glue.
He decided to go abroad because it was cheaper than in his German homeland, so he flew to Istanbul in April after a friend recommended a clinic.
But he said even the procedure seemed like a nightmare, adding: “I fainted during the treatment.”
When he woke up the nightmare continued, as he later realised that all of his teeth had been turned into pointy “shark teeth” with bridges and crowns put on all of them.
After the procedure had been completed, he admitted his teeth looked perfect, but he was unable to work for three weeks because of the pain.
He said: “I was taking ibuprofen (painkillers) all day long.”
Even though he hoped things would improve, they actually got worse, as his gums became inflamed.
He has since been told by local experts that the destruction of his teeth verges on a case of bodily harm.
At first he thought he was saving money, but expert Dr Diana Svoboda, 52, from the Essen dental clinic “diPura”, claimed he needs to spend a further €28,000 (£24,000) to get his teeth back to normal.
Is he sure he didn’t go to England because they look like British teeth.
Cone of Death
Firefighters spend twenty minutes removing traffic cone stuck on 10-year-old’s head
Firefighters were called to a school to save the blushes of a 10-year-old boy who had got his head stuck in a traffic cone while playing.
After trying to shift the cones themselves for half an hour, teachers at the school in Johor, Malaysia, contacted the emergency services to help prize it off the youngster’s head.
Following a delicate 20-minute operation with a cutter to remove the cone, which resembled an old dunce’s hat, Pontian Fire and Rescue Station were able to gently separate the pupil’s head from the cone.
Operations commander Mohd Ezal Azman said: “Six firefighters rushed to the scene with an SOS Rescue Tool after receiving a call about the incident at 1.28 pm.
“We spent 20 minutes freeing the 10-year-old victim by cutting the cone using the rescue tool.”
Maybe that was evolution’s way of saying the little dumb kid shouldn’t grow up to have kids of his own.
Eaten Alive
Mum spent three days in hospital after dog pooed in her mouth while she slept
A mum became violently unwell after her daughter’s pet dog pooed in her mouth as she slept.
Amanda Gommo, 51, was taking an afternoon nap with chihuahua Belle when the unwell pooch had a violent diarrhoea explosion in her face.
The mum-of-three, who had been resting with her mouth open, was left needing hospital treatment after contracting a gastrointestinal infection in the messy incident.
Amanda, from Bristol, said: “I suddenly felt something squirt in my mouth. I rushed to the bathroom and my son was in the shower, so before I washed it out I had time to take a quick snap!
The sickly pup was taken to the vet by Amanda’s daughter and was diagnosed with a violent stomach bug and placed on antibiotics.
After displaying the same symptoms as her pup, Amanda rang 111 who sent an ambulance to her home.
Paramedics prescribed her painkillers for her stomach cramps and instructed her to drink lots of water to flush out any potential infection.
After their visit, her symptoms became progressively worse, and 48 hours later, Amanda’s cramps had spread all over her body.
Amanda’s mum called 999, and Amanda was taken by blue sirens to the Bristol Royal Infirmary and immediately hooked up to a drip.
She was diagnosed with a gastrointestinal infection, passed on from Belle’s faeces that entered her mouth days earlier.
Amanda, having lost liquids, needed to stay in hospital for three days.
Amanda’s discharge note read “gastrointestinal infection caused by a dog defecating in my mouth” something the doctors had has claimed they were fortunate enough to not have witnessed before.
Thank God she took the time to grab a selfie.
Sharknado 7
‘Sharks on the highways and in malls’ after flooding in Florida caused by Hurricane Ian
People believe that there are sharks swimming along the highways in Florida after some very convincing photoshop work from a social media prankster.
Images started circulating online of sharks swimming in water that had submerged roads and also showing the sea predators taking up positions in a flooded shopping mall.
The sharks were said to be in Florida, the southern US state most affected by Hurricane Ian, what President Joe Biden fears could lead to “substantial loss of life”.
Before Biden made his sombre declaration, Twitter user @barryonhere tweeted a series of pictures depicting sharks in various frightening positions.
“There are sharks on the highways in Florida. Unreal,” read the first tweet in a string of messages.
He then showed three sharks swimming in flood water inside a mall, writing: “It just keeps getting WORSE!! Now sharks are attacking public spaces like malls. This is a coordinated attack.”
Ian Ziering starred in the Sharknado films and Hurricane Ian brings a Sharknado. Coincidence? I think not. Also, those pictures are fake.
