Joe Biden Pardons Federal Marijuana Offenders Because…Racial Justice And Stuff

Today illegitimate president Joe Biden pardoned all federal offenders convicted of simple marijuana possession. He did this because, in his words, arresting black people for weed is racist. Okay, those were my words, but it’s his general sentiment. As a bonus, almost nobody is currently in federal prison for simple marijuana possession.

Somebody from Joe Biden’s 50-person social media team tweeted out this thread:

And the icing on the cake:

Of course this is largely an empty gesture in a desperate attempt to get a little support heading into the midterm slaughter. Really, there are only 149 people in federal prison for simple marijuana possession.

It’s also a bullshit ploy because if Biden was serious about this, he’d would have pushed Congress to decriminalize marijuana. There is a actually great support from Republicans to do this so Biden could have scored a bipartisan victory but didn’t. The reason is because he doesn’t actually think weed should be legal but does realize it’s a winner with black people. That’s why this is pandering pure and simple.

And to prove that Biden isn’t a big proponent of legal marijuana, back in March of 2021, Joe Biden purged the White House staff of anyone who ever used marijuana. No seriously, dozens of staffers were fired, even if they smoked pot in one of the many states where it is legal. Somehow, dope-smoking Kamala Harris survived this purge.

A year and a half ago, Biden thought marijuana was evil and now he’s convinced it’s racist to punish people for using it. That’s a pretty quick turnaround, even for a noted flip-flopper like Joe.

Another issue with this “racial justice reform” is that if someone is in federal prison for possessing marijuana, it’s because they are a huge piece of criminal shit. Think about it: why would federal agents bust anyone for simple marijuana possession? The reason is because they were being investigated or targeted for something way more serious.

How it works is, the U.S. attorney cuts a deal with the scumbag to plead guilty to drug possession because it has a really good mandatory sentencing associated with it. Then, they toss the gun possession, assault, and even rape charges. Just because someone was only convicted of simple possession doesn’t mean that person is a decent human being who just likes getting high.

I don’t smoke pot but I’m all for the federal decriminalization of it. This however ain’t what Joe Biden is doing. He’s just pandering to black people who will already mindlessly vote for democrats in the midterms. Well, except for the ones who are so high they forget to vote.