Biden To Drain Oil Reserves In Sad Effort To Save Democrats In The Midterms

Joe Biden has already drained our Strategic Petroleum Reserves to about halfway to make up for the fact that he’s killed American energy independence. Now, in a sad effort to keep democrats from getting their asses kicked in the midterms, he’s going to release another 15 million barrels, leaving us one catastrophe away form living in the stone ages.

Despite blaming Putin, Trump, and the Republicans, Joe Biden is complete responsible for the high inflation and even higher gas prices. His policies killed American energy and his reckless spending has driven inflation up to historic highs.

In an effort to make up for his economy-killing agenda, Biden started releasing oil from our Strategic Petroleum Reserves earlier this year. It didn’t do much to bring gas prices down, mostly because he sold it to Europe and China through his son Hunter’s communist connection.

Now, as the midterms approach, OPEC has said it is cutting oil production, which is going to make the price of gas much higher. Because people are unlikely to vote for the party that has f*cked things up this badly, here’s Joe’s big plan, as reported by The NY Post:

President Biden is set to order the release of 15 million barrels of oil from America’s strategic reserve in a last-ditch bid to tame prices at the pump three weeks before the midterm elections.

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre teased the announcement Tuesday and Biden aides confirmed the details on an evening press call, saying the president would make it official Wednesday.

One official told reporters that Biden would continue to “use the SPR as a tool to promote market stability.” Another said Biden had “use[d] this tool incredibly responsibly, in my expert judgment.”

“Responsibly” is yet another word democrats have an alternate definition for. Our Strategic Petroleum Reserves currently sit at 405 million barrels, which is barely over 50% capacity. If Biden gives China another 15 million barrels, we will be well below half of our reserves.

In related news, Biden is poking Russia into starting a Nuclear war and he’s pissed off all of the world’s oil producing nations. Since he’s all but killed domestic oil production, we are literally at the mercy of countries who hate us and possibly want to nuke us. With barely any oil reserves, that’s all she wrote. We’re done for.

But yeah, this is totally responsible behavior from Joe “The Destroyer of America” Biden.

Now, it’s not all bad news. Biden claims he will replace the oil:

Biden will commit Wednesday to rebuying oil for the reserve when prices are lower, aides said, and he will slam US oil companies for higher than usual profits, which one official said amounts to roughly 60 cents per gallon of current costs.

So, Biden will replace the oil when he’s out of office and someone who knows what the f*ck they’re doing is in the White House? Because that’s when oil prices will come down.

And the icing on the cake: OPEC is cutting oil production by 2 million dollars, so Biden’s release of 15 million barrels will even things out for 7 and half days. Considering that the price of oil is already high before the OPEC cut in production, this Biden move ain’t gonna do shit to bring prices at the pump down.