Joe Biden Likens Paul Pelosi’s Gay Tryst With January 6 ‘Insurrection’

Joe Biden gave another MAGA Hate Speech Wednesday in which he claimed that if “evil” Republicans win the midterms through the democratic process of voting, democracy itself will die. Even more bizarrely, he likened Paul Pelosi’s gay tryst gone wrong to the January 6 “insurrection.”

Since campaigning on his disastrous record is out, Joe Biden has been busy trying to convince people that if Republicans take over the Congress next Tuesday, the world will come to an end. After clearing out the homeless junkies at Washington D’C.’s Union Station, Biden put his bold plan into effect:

“Just a few days ago, a little before 2:30 a.m. in the morning, a man smashed the back windows and broke into the home of the Speaker of the House of Representatives, the third-highest-ranking official in America. He carried in his backpack zip ties, duct tape, rope and a hammer,” started Biden.

Cops said they found zip ties in Pelosi’s bedroom, they never claimed David DePape brought them. Also, the hammer belonged to Pelosi and there’s no proof DePape smashed his way into the house.

“As he told the police, he had come looking for Nancy Pelosi to take her hostage, to interrogate her, to threaten to break her kneecaps. But she wasn’t there. Her husband, my friend Paul Pelosi, was home alone. The assailant tried to take Paul hostage. He woke him up, and he wanted to tie him up. The assailant ended up using a hammer to smash Paul’s skull. Thankfully, by the grace of God, Paul survived,” Biden continued.

Biden refers to Paul Pelosi as his friend, which is exactly the same way Paul Pelosi described David DePape to the 911 dispatcher.

“All this happened after the assault, and it just — it’s hard to even say. It’s hard to even say. After the assailant entered the home asking: ‘Where’s Nancy? Where’s Nancy?’ Those are the very same words used by the mob when they stormed the United States Capitol on January the 6th, when they broke windows, kicked in the doors, brutally attacked law enforcement, roamed the corridors hunting for officials,” said Biden.

Wait, all of this happened after the assault? According to police, DePape didn’t assault Pelosi until they arrived and were let into the house by either Paul or a third person.

Biden tied it all together by saying that J6, “Fueled the dangerous rise in political violence and voter intimidation.”

Biden is not just comparing Paul Pelosi picking up a male prostitute to the mild protests of January 6, he’s saying “MAGA extremist” rhetoric inspired it. You know, because a naked drugged-out illegal alien like David DePape is totally a Trump supporter.

As for the comparison of Paul Pelosi’s homosexual encounter gone bad to the events of January 6, there are a few similarities:

Paul Pelosi let David DePape into his house and the Capitol Police let protesters into the Capitol building.

One of the J6 protesters got ahold of Nancy’s gavel and Depape got ahold of Nancy’s hammer.

Democrats claim J6 was an attempted insurrection and Paul Pelosi attempted the insertion of an erection.

The entire narrative surrounding January 6 is a lie exploited by democrats for political purposes and so is the story that a crazy leftist broke into the Pelosi home to kidnap and assault Nasty Nancy.