One of the ways democrats dismiss their evil doings is to joke about them. Hillary Clinton did it with her email scandal and Joe Biden continued the tradition for Thanksgiving. During the White House turkey pardoning ceremony, the illegitimate president joked about voter fraud in the suspicious midterm elections, which was actually an admission of guilt.
Biden came out of the White House, but on his way to the podium got distracted by something shiny. He walked over an shook some rando’s hand and then finally got to the mic where he explained what the hell he was doing.
“I’m sorry for the tradition from around where I come from the state of Delaware where there’s a governor in the room you gotta stand up and your governor’s here,” said Biden.
He was outdoors and already standing up, but the biggest issue is that this took place in Washington D.C. a place with no governor. Why did he say “your governor’s here” when clearly that wasn’t the case?
Things only got worse from there because Biden was trying to read the lame jokes his handlers prepared for him and he has that inability to speak.
“Nobody likes it when yer ther turkey gets cold. Ha,” Biden said, adding “I don’t know if they’re MAGA or not.”
It’s possible Joe said something other than “MAGA” but that what it sounded like.
Then Biden started having delusions. He turned around and point up at the White House, saying, “You see that dog on the balcony there? That’s my dog, Commander.”
The camera panned out to show the balcony, but there was no dog up there. At least not one that anyone but Joe Biden could see.
Joe’s handlers must have panicked at that moment because he was pointing to a dog that wasn’t there so they piped in a dog bark about a minute later. The reason why it’s clear it wasn’t actually Joe’s dog barking is because it was much too loud to have come from the distant, high balcony.
Even after being “rescued” by his handlers, Biden still screwed it up. The bark came from Joe’s left, but he turned to his right and pointed. He didn’t point up to the balcony, but rather at something on ground level.
After that came Joe’s accidental confession about the 2022 midterms being stolen:
“The votes are in, there’ve been counted and verified. There’s no ballot stuffing. There’s no foul play. The only red wave this season’s gonna be a German Shepard, Commander, knocks over the cranberry sauce on our table,” said Biden.
It’s very telling that Biden’s handlers included that “joke” because it wasn’t relevant to the situation and also it wasn’t funny. It was however a confession and an attempt to dismiss the massive voter fraud that took place in the 2022 midterms.
All of the votes aren’t in yet and none of them have been verified. There’s a giant cluster*ck in Arizona and serious questions in Pennsylvania and Georgia, kind of like in 2020.
The point of Joe’s “ballot stuffing” barb was to help set the liberal media narrative that questioning election results, not matter how suspicious they are, is something only jokers and extremists do. In reality, it’s just a cover for another stolen election.
In a surprise twist ending, Joe Biden gots handsy with the turkeys he pardoned. Okay, that wasn’t that big of a shock since we all saw it coming.
