Illegitimate president, Joe Biden, keeps telling us what a great job he’s doing on the economy, which is one of his most egregious lies. People who have to pay utility bills and feed their families know that everything has become unaffordable under Biden’s reign of incompetence. Thanks to an assist from the liberal media, the Wall Street Journal is softening Joe’s ineptitude by telling folks they can beat inflation by simply foregoing food.
Eggs and natural gas have become luxury items that only the top 1% can afford in the 2 years Joe Biden has been f*cking up our country. The WSJ says, “no worries, just stop eating to save a couple of bucks.” This is a real headline and not satire from The Babylon Bee:
To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Breakfast
What makes this truly hilarious is that the article is behind a paywall. Maybe the first money-saving recommendation the outlet should be making is to not subscribe to The Wall Street Journal.
Although, it’s also pretty damn funny, in a sad way, that this major newspaper is telling people they can beat inflation by skipping meals. It should be noted that this article is not an editorial or an opinion piece in any way, but rather what they think is straight news.
The liberal media has bent over backwards to excuse Biden’s disastrous illegitimate presidency and spin his shameful handling of the economy, but it comes as a surprise that they are now trying to convince us that eating food is overrated.
Here’s a few more money-saving tips we can expect from the obedient fake news industry, instead of demanding some accountability from Biden and the democrats:
Are Indoor Plumbing And Running Water Really Necessary? To save money on your water bill, recycle your urine, compost your feces, and shower outdoors when it rains. Most people don’t realize that they can lick the dew off their lawn in the morning, providing a day’s worth of hydration.
The Lost Art Of Foraging. High grocery bills can be avoid by employing the ancient practice of foraging. Many plants in urban and suburban settings are edible and a boiled pinecone makes a heck of a soup. Also, almost every insect is a valuable source of protein.
Faith Healing And Leeches Are Making A Comeback. Even with ObamaCare, the cost of health care and prescription medicines are too high. To save thousands, put your faith in a higher power to cure what ails you. If that’s not your style, leeches are great for everything from consumption to Saint Vitus’ Dance.
Fred Flintstone Can Show You How To Beat The High Price Of Gas. Can’t afford a $100,000 electric vehicle or to fill up your polluting gas engine car? No problem. Just knock out the floorboards of your vehicle and let your feet propel you on your daily commute like those industrious cave people from a town called Bedrock.
When Donald Trump was President, everything was affordable and nobody had to decide between eating and paying the rent/mortgage, but all the liberal media could do was freak out over his mean tweets. Now that Joe Biden has made basic necessities into luxury items, they are covering his ass by telling us food isn’t something we need in our lives.
