Clinton Body Count Racks Up Another ‘Suicide’

A former Bill Clinton aide, with ties to Jeffrey Epstein, was found hanging from a tree by the neck, with a shotgun blast to the chest. After a careful investigation, authorities have ruled this a suicide. Since there’s no “Clinton Body Count” box to check for cause of death on the medical examiner’s report, they went with the next best thing.

59-year-old Mark Middleton, was an aide to president Bill Clinton n the 1990’s. He also personally signed Jeffrey Epstein into the White Hose 7 out of the 17 times the pedophile visited Bad Boy Billy. Additionally, Middleton is reported to have flown on Epstein’s “Lolita Express” private airplane.

Another interesting thing about Middleton is, he died last year of a shotgun wound to his chest. His body was found hanging by the neck from a tree, and authorities could not locate a firearm in the vicinity. Amazingly, a year after the May 2, 2022 death, this obvious murder has been ruled a suicide.

Here’s the incident report from Deputy Jeremy Lawson of the Perry County, Arkansas Sheriff’s Department:

Lawson very clearly writes: “I opened the trunk lid and located a gun case that had three boxes of 12GA buckshot but no weapon.”

There was widespread reporting that Sheriff’s deputies found no weapon at the scene, including this piece from The NY Post yesterday:

Death of shot Clinton aide with Epstein ties found tied to tree ruled suicide — despite no gun at scene

And yet today, suddenly there was a gun, which is also reported by The NY Post:

A shotgun was discovered near the body of the former Clinton aide with links to Jeffrey Epstein who died by suicide last year — despite initial reports to the contrary, officials said this week.

A new set of documents obtained by the Daily Mail states that a Stoeger 12-gauge coach shotgun was 30 feet from the body of Mark Middleton when he was found dead on Heifer Ranch in Perryville, Arkansas, on May 7, 2022.

But wait, it gets even harder to believe:

The additional papers, written by Sgt. Keenan Carter, also detail the lengths Middleton, 59, went to to ensure his suicide attempt was successful by standing on a bench and tying an electrical cord around his neck before finally shooting himself in the chest.

“It is … believed that Mr. Middleton pulled the trigger on the firearm casing [sic] it to discharge and strike him in the chest and then he fell from the bench causing the extension cord to become tight cutting off his breathing,” the report reads.

Plus a glaring discrepancy:

According to the reports seen by the Daily Mail, the deputies found a gun case and three rounds of buckshot in Middleton’s car before they came upon the body.

Well, no. The original report from Deputy Jeremy Lawson said that 3 boxes of shells were found, not 3 rounds.

And finally, one more piece of fiction, just for fun:

Carter’s report states that officers determined that the gun was flung away from Middleton’s body due to the recoil and angle off the ground.

So the recoil from the gun flung it 30 feet away from the body? Sounds like a 12-gauge load of shit to me.

While it’s not entirely impossible for someone to shoot themself in the chest with a shotgun, it’s not all that likely either. Especially since this guy had an electrical cord wrapped around his neck and the fact that officials didn’t locate a gun at the scene until a year later, when suddenly it was there all along.

If this were some random guy, this death would like mighty suspicious. Because Middleton had ties with the Clintons and Jeffrey Epstein, another Clinton Body Count victim, the word “suicide” belongs in quotes, and comes with a wink from Hillary:

This dude killed himself the same way Vince Foster and dozens of other Clinton cronies have. It’s not a coincidence that anyone with dirt on the Clintons ends up in a fatal single car accident or with an impossible self-inflicted gunshot wound.