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Joe Biden Is So Far Gone He Needs Help From A Crackhead

Joe Biden Is So Far Gone He Needs Help From A Crackhead

Joe Biden took his son Hunter on his trip to Ireland, which can only mean they are working on some kind of under-the-table deal with the IRA. As it turns out, there was another reason to bring the smartest man Joe knows. With no Dr. Jill to wrangle president Alzheimer’s, Hunter was there to guide his senile father. Putting that into perspective, Joe’s brain is so far gone that a raging crackhead can navigate reality better than him.

After giving a rousing speech (JK) Biden stood frozen, unsure of where he was or what he was doing:

It literally looks like Joe just woke up from a coma and had no idea of what was going on. It’s a good thing he had his drug-abusing worthless son on hand to show him the way.

Hunter once again came to the rescue when Joe struggled to understand a simple question from a child:

“What’s the top step to success?” asked a young boy.

“What’s the top what?” Biden replied.

Joe pretended like he couldn’t hear the question so he could lean in and get within sniffing distance of the young lad.

“Step — steps — step to success,” clarified the boy.

“What’s the top step to suck? To success?” Biden asked.

“Yes,” replied the boy.

“Oh, well, making sure that we don’t all have COVID. What — why — what are we talking about here?” Biden stammered.

As the boy tried to explain his simple question, Hunter leaned in and clarified it for his braindead papa.

“If you can — what’s the — what’s the key to success?” Hunter explained.

“Oh, what’s the key to success?” Biden said.

It appears as if the leader of the most powerful nation in the world, doesn’t know what steps are, which is weird since he falls up them all the time. Another head-scratcher is what Joe thought the question was. What question, in his mind, requires an answer of making sure everyone doesn’t get COVID?

And while Biden seemed to finally understand the question, his answer indicates that he did not.

“You know what I found out is the key to success is? And I’m not sure I’m the best guy to explain it; these guys can tell you,” Bide started.

While he is correct in stating that he’s not the best guy to answer any question, he went ahead and did it anyway, with one of his most insane rants ever. The video cuts off before this pearl of Biden wisdom, but the White House has provided this handy transcript:

THE PRESIDENT: The key to success is whenever you disagree with someone, it’s okay to question their judgment — whether they’re right or wrong — but it’s never okay to question their motive. If you question their motive, then you never get to be able to agree.

For example, if you say to somebody, “The reason why you don’t agree with me is because you are stupid, you are bad, you are — you just don’t like the people I like.”

Instead of saying I just didn’t — just tell you why, I disagree with you because of the following things. Because once you question somebody’s motive — why they’re doing something — because you don’t know. In fact, what happens after that, you can never get an agreement, get together.

I learned that lesson a long time — I say to that to all the embassy folks, too — I learned that a long time ago.

There was a guy named Jesse Helms from South Carolina — from North Carolina — South Carolina.

MR. HUNTER BIDEN: North.

THE PRESIDENT: — North Carolina. And he was a very conservative guy who was very, very — not very crazy about African Americans when he got here. He was all — we always had fights.

And one day, I was going into the United States Senate, and Jesse Helms said — was — was on the floor of the Senate saying some terrible things about Ted Kennedy and Bob Dole, the Republican leader, who both had introduced a bill for making sure people with disabilities have access to curb cuts, access to buses, and all these things. It’s called the Americans with Disabilities Act.

And what happened was, I was very upset when I walked in to go see the Majority Leader when I heard this debate. And unfortunately, I was more afraid of the Majority Leader being late than — than I was to go and talk.

I walked in, and I guess I looked like I was angry. And he looked at me, and he said, “What’s the matter, Joe?” I was 32 years old. And I said — and I went on about Jesse Helms, that he has no social redeeming value. “How could he possibly say things like that?” I couldn’t believe it.

And he looked at me and he said, “Joe, what would you say if I told you that Jesse Helms, in 1970, sitting in his living room with his wife, Dot, in Raleigh were reading the paper. And there was a photograph of a young man on crutches — 16 years old, with braces from under his arms all the way down to his ankles, and two steel crutches.” And I said, what would you — and — “It was an advertisement for an orphanage. And it said, ‘All I want is someone to take me home for Christmas and love me.’”

He said, “What would you say, Joe, if I told you they adopted that young man?” I said, “I’d feel foolish.” Well, they did adopt him. They did adopt him.

And I said — and I went and apologized to Jesse Helms, because the idea that I disagreed with everything he said, but when he — but the suggestion that he’s doing it because he didn’t care about people with disabilities was wrong. I questioned his motive. I never did that again.

That’s a long answer to a real quick question.

So, the key, not step, to success is apologizing to Jesse Helms? Who knew?

The kid was probably looking for an answer like: “Work hard, eat all your vegetables, and say your prayers before bed,” but Joe went in a completely different direction.

Too bad Hunter didn’t field that question because his keys to success are: smoke crack, bang Russian hookers, and peddle influence.