Joe Biden weaponizing the Justice Department to take out his political rival isn’t just the biggest WTF? of the week, it may be the all-time WTF? Here’s some other WTF? that simply can’t compete with the next-level scumbaggery of the democrats:
Headline of the Week
Ex-police officer ‘masturbated outside ice cream shop’ while ‘blasting porn to kids’
A former deputy sheriff is accused of blasting porn and masturbating in a car park outside an ice cream shop.
Ex-US cop Todd Lafond, 51, has now been arrested and charged in connection to the incident where families and children outside the parlour, in Enfield, Connecticut, could hear a “loud moaning noise” coming from a silver Chevy truck with its door open.
Witnesses told police that a man shut the door and drove to a barber shop in the same plaza.
The man, who witnesses identified as white, middle-aged and heavyset, was again heard playing sexual moans from the car’s speaker and appeared to be masturbating.
A witness reportedly told officers he parked next to the silver Chevy and saw the man with his “half-naked leg” hanging out of the car, masturbating to a porn video playing off his phone.
Officers said the witness told the man, “You need to get out of here,” and he went on to drive away from the parking lot
When police spoke to Lafond he told them he assumed they wanted to speak with him because he was “touching himself” and “had his hands in his pants,” according to the police report detailed in MassLive.
He said he was watching porn after getting dessert and “one thing led to another.”
But according to the report he had thought he was in a more secluded area and claimed it was a “bad lack of judgement” on his part.
He’s a masturbator and a master blaster.
Dick of the Week
Woman says she removed her husband’s penis after he cheated on her – but there’s a twist
A woman was left raging after discovering her husband had cheated on her again – so much so, she ‘chopped off’ his penis.
Meirivone Rocha Moraes, 37, received a text from her friend one evening with explosive claims of his infidelity, prompting her to demote him to the sofa and punish him by “taking off” his manhood.
While her reaction is incredibly extreme (and not to mention, illegal), it’s not all that it seems.
Moraes’ husband is a rag doll.
“It is just a white rubber dildo, which measures about 16cm. So I decided to take it off. I’ve done it before,” she said.
She went on to detail her paranoia that “other women will touch Marcelo’s penis,” so instead she “likes to put it in the [underwear] drawer when we go out to bars or shows.”
“Then, there is no chance of any other women lusting after him.”
Moraes, who has a child with rag doll Marcelo, said this isn’t the first time he’s been unfaithful.
“Last time, I found a bright pink thong on the floor,” she shared. “I found out that Marcelo had been with another woman but when I asked whose they were, he didn’t answer me.”
The twist is, she’s insane.
Nut of the Week
A trans drag queen exposes her testicle while getting tipped by kids in Ontario
Parents and children got more than a show at the 10th Annual Pride in the Park Festival at Montebello Park in St. Catharines Ontario.
On June 3, RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6 breakout star Laganja Estranja took the stage to wow the crowd, but had an apparent wardrobe malfunction as her testicle became exposed as she was getting tipped during the performance by children.
The video of Estranja’s wardrobe malfunction was posted to Twitter.
“Why are parents pushing this type of ‘entertainment’ on children,” one user commented.
“I remember when you’d get called a loathsome bigot for suggesting that LGBT was in the same zip code as anything to do with children … looks like your Republican grandparents were right about this sh*t after all,” another person commented.
Enough of this “her testicle” nonsense, already.
Airbags of the Week
Influencer Amber May grows her breasts so big, she’s forced to change her car
Amber May is an influencer who funded her multiple surgeries with money she earned through OnlyFans.
“Most of my fans and followers love my boobs. But I often get comments from trolls on my TikTok page saying I’ve gone too far or that my boobs are going to burst, but I just ignore them. Since I got bigger, I make more money. I like the way my chest looks and my real fans like to see me grow too. Bimbofication’ is an identity and it’s a way of expressing myself. I love the fake look, all pink and enhancing myself,” she said.
Amber, who began her “bimbofication” process as a B-cup, says that despite the improvement in her bank account, there are some downsides to her cartoonishly large chest. Exercising is not easy and simple tasks like tying her shoes are almost off the table.
Her breasts are so big that she had to buy a new car because her breasts no longer fit in her old one. There aren’t many surgeons who will upgrade to 36NN. “It’s hard to find a surgeon who will do implants bigger than my current size; only a few in the world will do it.” She added: “I can’t wait to see what they will look like!”
She should test drive a 2023 Nissan Tit-an Double XD
Deal of the Week
Bar cancels event offering free drinks based on bra size: ‘The bigger the better’
An Adelaide, Australian nightclub has canceled and apologized for what critics condemned as a “misogynistic” event offering free drinks based on bra sizes.
Using the slogan “the bigger the better”, the Woolshed on Hindley’s event, ‘Hang your bra in the shed’, encouraged women to take their bras off in exchange for free alcohol.
The graphic stated women would receive one free drink for A-cup bra size, two for a B-cup, and three for a C-cup.
The promotion sparked a backlash from social media users, with one deeming it “misogynistic bulls—t” and another saying it was “disappointing that this was ever thought to be a good idea.”
In an update responding to the backlash, the Woolshed on Hindley “sincerely” apologized “for the fact that the post made some of our patrons feel uncomfortable and body-shamed, as this was never our intention”.
“Based on the feedback from our community, we have canceled the promotion and are workshopping ideas for different promotions that promote a fun, safe and inclusive environment for all,” it continued.
“Moving forward senior management will be reviewing all promotional activity to ensure that it creates an inclusive environment for all our patrons.”
Cowards. Also, what about D-cups?
Slur of the Week
BBC broadcaster Amol Rajan apologizes for using slur — about seaweed — on air
A BBC anchor profusely apologized after an environmentalist corrected him on-air Friday for using the offensive term “seaweed” when referring to “marine algae.”
English naturalist Chris Packham asked Radio 4 “Today” host Amol Rajan to not use the common nickname when talking about the ocean plant that has recently swamped a beach on the southwestern coast of the UK.
“I’ll politely last ask you to mind your language. Can we call it marine algae rather than seaweed? The weed word puts it at an immediate disadvantage, doesn’t it?” Packham, who presents the BBC show “Springwatch,” said.
Rajan interrupted his guest to extend his apologies.
“I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. And that’s important because I actually looked it up and I still got it wrong,” the host said.
Disparaging seaweed is now a hate crime. Thanks, liberals.
Crap of the Week
Swastika painted in feces in gender-neutral bathroom at Vermont high school, principal says
A high school in Vermont is working with police to investigate after a swastika was painted with feces in a gender-neutral bathroom, according to the school’s principal.
The symbol was reported at Montpelier High School on June 2, the second day of Pride Month, according to Montpelier High School Principal Jason Gingold. In a Monday statement to students and families, Gingold went into detail about the magnitude of what that symbol means and described it as “hate speech.”
“It is a purposeful act that targets specific people in our community to instill fear and send the message that they don’t belong,” he wrote.
“This is not an isolated incident. Drawing a swastika in feces in a gender-neutral bathroom is a very deliberate act that has been mirrored in schools, college campuses, and elsewhere across the country,” Gingold said. “In recent years, it has been directly used on school campuses to threaten queer and Jewish people.”
Gingold added that “the Nazi party targeted Jewish, LGBTQIA, BIPOC, immigrant, and disabled populations, as well as women and political leftists.” The swastika image “carries the weight of the violence committed against all of those communities,” he wrote.
The principal said the school is continuing to work with the Montpelier Police Department to identify the person behind the incident. He said counselors and spaces are available for “students and staff to process and connect.”
It was either Adolf Shitler or a some trans hate crime hoax.
Snack of the Week
‘It’s eating his remains now’: Russian man gobbled up in a shark attack in Egypt
A tiger shark killed a Russian man swimming at an Egyptian beach filled with people Thursday — including the man’s own father, according to Russian media reports.
A video circulating online that appears to be of the attack shows a huge splash and commotion in the water as the man is dragged under, while terrified onlookers scream for help.
“It’s eating his remains now,” one witness who filmed the incident can be heard saying.
Egypt’s environment ministry reported on Facebook that a tiger shark was responsible for the man’s death near the Elysees Dream Beach Hotel at the popular Egyptian resort of Hurghada.
Russia’s consul general in Hurghada, Viktor Voropayev, told local news agency TASS the victim is 23-year-old Russian “V. Popov,” saying he was not a tourist, but had been living in Egypt for several months, the Daily Beast reported.
His name was later revealed to be Vladimir Popov.
Popov’s girlfriend reportedly managed to escape the water unscathed.
Bystanders claimed they tried to help Popov — to no avail.
“It happened in a second. Rescuers reacted very quickly. For some reason, I immediately felt that it was a shark. I immediately jumped up and started shouting: ‘Sharks, sharks! Save yourself!’ Nobody understood yet,” a witness told Russian station REN-TV.
“It’s a terrible thing, the remains of this guy are over there. I’m shaking. Right in front of my eyes, the shark ate that guy. I think I need a drink. I feel really bad,” a woman told the Telegram channel Baza.
Authorities say the shark was captured and transferred to a laboratory “for examination and all required information to determine the possible causes of the attack.”
When fools rush in.
Mug of the Week
Chattanooga woman charged with corpse abuse after body found in barrel
A Chattanooga woman has been charged with abusing a corpse after she reportedly told police she wanted to remove the body of a man she found unresponsive at a Lee Highway motel Saturday.
Jamie May Smith, 44, was also charged with methamphetamine possession after police found about half an ounce of meth in her room, according to court filings.
According to an affidavit in the case, Smith, who also goes by Jamie Holland, was staying at a Motel 6 on Lee Highway.
Chattanooga police received an anonymous tip that there was a dead body in a room on the motel’s second floor. An investigator found the body inside a barrel with a blanket on top, according to the affidavit.
Police identified the body as Jose Heredia Lopez, 30, court documents state.
Security footage shown to police reportedly showed Smith leaving the room where the body was found.
Later, during an interview with police, Smith said she and Lopez had frequently done drugs together in her room, next to the one where his body was found.
She told investigators that about four days before his body was discovered, she had found him unresponsive in the room.
Court documents state Smith said she “freaked out” and went to nearby baseball fields to get a barrel. Back at the motel, she said, she placed Lopez’s body in the barrel and covered it with a blanket.
Smith reportedly told investigators she just wanted his body out of her room but did not want to call police or go to jail.
Sounds like a solid plan to me.
Spat of the Week
Florida man contracts flesh-eating infection from bite from relative
A Florida man nearly lost his leg when he contracted a nasty flesh-eating bacterial infection — after being bitten by a family member during a fight.
Donnie Adams, of Tampa Bay, developed a small, painful bump after a relative sunk their teeth into his right thigh as he attempted to break up a tussle at a family gathering in February.
Assuming it was just a harmless lesion, he took himself to get a tetanus shot and a course of antibiotics, the Tampa Bay Times reported.
However, three days later, Adams could barely walk.
The 52-year-old returned to Florida Northside Hospital in St. Petersburg and was immediately rushed into emergency surgery.
“I would’ve never imagined that a human bite would turn into something so horrific as a flesh-eating bacteria,” Adams told WFLA.
When wound care specialist, Fritz Brink, made his first incision, a gray ooze leaked from Adams’ leg.
Each additional cut revealed bright red, rotting flesh from his knee to his groin, Brink told The Tampa Bay Times.
About 70% of the tissue in Adams’ thigh had to be removed.
Adams, who works at a funeral home, attributes his healing to prayer and meditation.
He has since buried the hatchet with his relatives.
Black Thighs Matter.
WTF? of the Week
Three severed heads left on bloke’s desk after he complained about organ donation centre
A man working at a facility that handles bodies donated to science, and supplies them to medical schools, complained to his boss that many of the corpses were being stored in terrible condition, with rats and flies feasting on them.
The following day he found three severed heads had been placed next to his desk.
Dale Wheatley, transportation coordinator at the Anatomical Gift Association of Illinois, said his manager just commented that there were a “lot of strange things happening” at the facility.
At a press conference this week, Wheatley said that hundreds of donated bodies were being stored in shocking conditions, in many cases rotting away while being eaten by vermin.
“There’s been instances where I’ve pulled donors from our storing room out of the racks,” Wheatley said, ”and rats have chewed through the bottom of the bag, through the feet.”
Wheatley’s lawyer David Fish, who was with him at the press conference, added: “We think it’s important that, when donors are being recommended to a particular place, their body is going to be treated with respect and dignity, and not be eaten by rats and other bug infestations.”
He said that Wheatley had received multiple complaints about the condition of the bodies from medical schools, with one lab manager saying: ”Flies were crawling on the bodies, that the limbs contained mould and rot, and that its students had become sick after being exposed to the bodies during the course of their studies.”
Wheatley said he spoke to his boss about his concerns on May 23. The following day three severed heads appeared on his desk.
When he asked how they had got there, his manager expressed little interest.
”My boss walked by, [and] I asked him why the heads were at my desk,” Wheatley said.
“He said they need to get back with their bodies so we can send them to cremation.
“I said, ‘I understand that, Why are they at my desk?’ and he said, ‘I don’t know, Dale, there’s a lot of strange things happening.’”
Strange things, or best office prank ever?
