Leave it to Senator John Kennedy to deliver the funniest take on the Hunter Biden situation.
This from redstate.com.
It’s been a disappointing few weeks following the sweetheart plea deal handed to the White House resident’s son, which will likely see him serving no jail time.
As previously covered by Bonchie, far more serious alleged crimes were apparently ignored or sat on until the statute of limitations ran out.
We are supposed to believe that’s all just business as usual. It’s not, and had you just committed the gun crime that Hunter Biden did (illegal possession of a gun while using illicit drugs), DOJ protocol would be fighting to put you behind bars for years.
As Kennedy notes in hilarious fashion, it’s not just federal law enforcement which seems to be in the bag, but the entire Washington, D.C., establishment has set out to convince everyone how great of a guy Hunter Biden is.
Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) claims the Washington D.C. “establishment” is “working harder than an ugly stripper” to cover up for Hunter Biden. pic.twitter.com/SzCocYBCGv
— The Recount (@therecount) July 5, 2023
Senator Kennedy—in his notedly plain-spoken, humorous manner—said:
Look, I don’t know if Mr. Hunter Biden committed a crime. I sure don’t know if President Biden committed a crime. We’re trying to get the facts. But I do know this, and I think the American people can see it. The Washington managerial elite, the establishment if you will, is working harder than an ugly stripper to cover up whatever happened. And that’s all the Congress is asking for, is the facts.
The Senator surely has the best way possible of conveying a message. He speaks these euphemisms so naturally—the rest of us would need to have a Rolodex of quips and insults riding in our back pockets just in case—but he is always ready to deploy his Kennedy-isms at a moment’s notice. Actually, the Senator has been doing this for so long, he has earned the moniker, ‘National Treasure.’
Of course, he’s kinder about whether Hunter Biden committed a crime (they are discussing the foreign dealings, not the other criminal behavior for which he’s already been charged) than is deserved. But Senator Kennedy does lead a committee and has to be more careful.
He’s right about the establishment, though. It’s not just the DOJ that has gone out of its way to defend Hunter Biden, it’s the national press as well, which has spun the situation as that of a troubled teenager despite the president’s son being in his 50s. We are constantly told [not to] focus on Hunter Biden even as he bums off taxpayers by staying at the White House and attending state dinners.
We the People wonder why the dirt ball doesn’t slink into the background and hide out for a while. His problematic life would still be a scandal, but at least we wouldn’t have this filth in-your-faces. The [White House resident] and his son have instead flaunted their alleged wrongdoing.
That makes it especially frustrating when the [
presscolluding mass propaganda media] or bureaucratic elites tell us to just forget about the situation or that Hunter Biden is a perfectly fine man who just ran into a rough patch. We are talking about a guy who just denied his last name to his own daughter out of spite.
The Bidens are not a model family to be held up as a noteworthy example. They are one of the worst “examples of degenerate, elitist villainy” We the People may ever see on the national stage. The establishment can try, but they will not be able to cover this up.