This week, Joe Biden graduated from sniffing little girls to eating them. Here’s some other disturbing WTF? that escalated:
Headline of the Week
Meet the 22-year-old Ghanaian man with 12 fingers, vagina and penis
A 22-year-old young man from the Volta Region who was born with a total of 12 fingers – six on both hands, along with both male and female reproductive organs, has revealed that he has been facing challenges, isolation in his pursuit of understanding his natural makeup.
Speaking in an interview with Fantse YouTuber, Half Plot as he is popularly known, recounted his early experiences revealing that as a child, some expatriates expressed interest in taking him away to find a solution to his disorder.
At the time, his father who had disowned him refused to sign necesary documents hence the opportunity was lost.
He instead remained with his grandparents, who offered him the support he needed during his formative years.
“When I was young, some white people came for me, and they wanted to take me away so my father has to sign before they can take me away, but because he doesn’t want to associate with me, he didn’t come, so my grandparents said I should remain as I am.”
However, his physical attributes extended beyond his fingers and toes.
With respect to the reporductive organs, he has both male and female genitalia present. He explained that he faced daily challenges that affected his self-esteem, relationships, and prospects for employment.
“I have two things together, the vagina and penis, the vagina is flat there and the penis is on top, I urinate through the penis, but for the vagina, it is there but there’s no hole in it.
“With my current make up, I feel bad going into a relationship because may be they might run away from me when they see how I am. Initially, I didn’t want to do that because I felt I will become somebody after school… but right now that I want to go into relationships, I am feeling shy to go and talk to them.”
He can count to twelve and f*ck himself at the same time.
Ripper of the Week
The 45-year-old man was taken to hospital after the ‘skin of his penis was partly torn off’ during the marital spat in the village of Portet-sur-Garonne near Toulouse, French newspaper La Depeche reports.
The fight broke out shortly after midnight on Monday, July 10, after the couple – who were both drunk – were arguing over the husband allegedly cheating at a party the night before.
Their spat quickly turned violent when the wife grabbed her husband’s penis and ‘pulled it very hard’.
Her attack was brutal enough to leave the man bleeding with ‘large parts of the skin of his penis and his foreskin’ ripped away.
After mutilating his genitals she attacked her husband’s ear and also ‘tore a piece off’, according to French media.
When the ambulance crew arrived, he was conscious but reportedly in ‘terrible pain’. He was taken to the Rangueil hospital in Toulouse.
It is unknown whether she used a knife or another sharp object in the attack.
The prosecutor’s office has opened an investigation and the prosecutor said the man had been examined by a doctor to determine the seriousness of his injuries and added to Cnews: ‘He is suffering but his life is not in danger.’
The wife has since been arrested by local police, as has her husband after receiving treatment for his injuries.
Pulled pork is way better in America.
Cutter of the Week
A schizophrenic man chopped off his penis with a kitchen knife and then flushed it down the toilet.
Sharing gory details of the incident in a medical journal, surgeons in India told how the unidentified 52-year-old was left with a stump.
The man, who had stopped taking his medication, didn’t turn up to hospital until 16 hours after amputating himself.
Medics said the man, from Pune, had ‘no suicidal intention’.
However, he attributed his action ‘to voices in his head that told him to cut his penis or otherwise face dire consequences’.
Writing in the Open Journal of Clinical and Medical Case Reports, doctors at Bharati Vidyapeeth Medical College in Pune said his scrotal skin was dislodged from the root of the penis.
Medics rushed the man into surgery to clean his wound.
He was given general anaesthetic to knock him out so surgeons could operate on the stump.
After seven days in hospital, the man was discharged.
Checks 20 days after the operation revealed the ‘stump was healing well’, medics also said.
The man reported no other complications and was able to pass urine.
When asked why he did it, the man was stumped.
Nutter of the Week
Florida Man Hides Bullet In Testicles When Being Taken To Jail
On July 13, jail personnel made a surprising discovery during a strip search of accused fraudster Michael Keanu Brennen, 24. Hidden beneath his testicles, they found a live bullet, according to records.
Brennen had been apprehended by the police for allegedly using stolen information on a credit card to pay for a luxurious 17-night vacation rental in Indian Rocks Beach, near the Gulf of Mexico.
Upon searching his rented home, authorities discovered a plethora of forged identification documents, including driver’s licenses, checks, social security cards, credit cards, and debit cards in various names. Brennen apparently confessed to purchasing an identification document from the internet, which he then used to secure his accommodation.
As Brennen was being processed at the jail, he was cautioned about the potential consequences of smuggling drugs or contraband. Despite his denial, a diligent deputy uncovered a concealed .22 caliber bullet nestled under the suspect’s balls, as detailed in a court affidavit. A second deputy collected the ammunition, verifying that it was still live and had not been fired.
This discovery resulted in an additional felony charge for Brennen, as he had introduced contraband into a detention facility. After posting a bond of $15,150, Brennen was eventually released from custody the following morning.
He was cocked and loaded.
Slugger of the Week
Strip poker: Long Island man slugs one-legged man, ‘flaunts genitalia’ at Las Vegas casino, cops say
An out-of-control Long Island man went on a buck-naked rampage in Sin City, allegedly slugging a one-legged man before streaking into a casino — where he was caught on video “flaunting his genitalia while gyrating” on top of a poker table.
Brian Danilczyk, 35, of West Babylon claimed he has zero memory of his wild Sunday night escapades on the Strip, according to cops, who charged him with disorderly conduct, battery and five counts of indecent exposure, according to KVVU-TV News.
Police said Danilczyk was in an “altered mental state” but “cooperative” after his arrest, the outlet reported.
“He did not recall the encounter,” cops said.
Danilczyk’s shenanigans began at the Bird Bar at the Flamingo Hotel around 11:20 p.m., when cops were called on reports of a fight.
Danilczyk allegedly punched the one-legged victim and fled before cops got there.
Danilczyk was seen by security and CCTV footage removing his clothing at the LINQ [hotel],” according to the police report. “He ran completely naked through to Harras [Hotel & Casino] [sic]. Danilczyk had climbed atop a poker table and flaunted his genitals to all who passed, exposing his privates while ‘gyrating.’”
The footage shows patrons and staffers looking on — some amused, some furious — as Danilczyk lies on the table and spreads his legs before security guards finally wrestle him and take him into custody.
I used to think you were crazy but now I can see yer nuts.
Kicker of the Week
Chris Christie says he’d beat Trump in a real fight: ‘I’d kick his ass’
Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie believes he would win a brawl against former President Donald Trump if the two fought toe-to-toe in a UFC-style cage match.
The 2024 Republican candidate told Piers Morgan in a Fox News interview that aired Thursday night he was eager for a grudge match with the GOP front-runner — either with words or fists and feet.
“Talking of fighting, if you and Trump got in the ring — he loves his UFC and stuff like that, right? — if you got in the octagon, you and him, who would win?” Morgan asked.
“Come on,” the heavyset 60-year-old responded with a grin. “Guy is 78 years old [actually 77]. I’d kick his ass.”
“I’ll fight Donald Trump anywhere he wants, in any arena he wants — whether it’s on a debate stage, or in the octagon,” Christie said.
Maybe if it was a food fight.
Tweaker of the Week
Unhoused Coloradans turn to methamphetamine as a form of protection
Stephen Copeland hardly knows life outside of prison.
He has spent 24 of his 65 years of life rotating through correctional facilities in the state. He can count them all and recite how long he stayed in each, and for what offense.
Most recently, Copeland did 24 years in the Limon Correctional Facility for arson.
Now living on the street in Colorado Springs, Copeland does his best to stay out of trouble by cleaning up after himself, not using drugs in front of too many people and avoiding fights.
He survived as a member of the Aryan Brotherhood, a white supremacist gang.
Around the same time he was introduced to violent racism, Copeland also found methamphetamine. He snorted and ingested the drug for decades, then began smoking it after his most recent exit from prison, six years ago.
Copeland is part of a growing number of people experiencing homelessness who use methamphetimine to stay awake longer and protect their belongings.
For Copeland, life without meth sounds far worse than one with it.
Meth gives you superpowers to protect your garbage.
Smuggler of the Week
Customs officers in China caught a woman in the act of trying to smuggle five live snakes which she had stuffed in her bra.
But the ‘weird’ shape of her chest made Futian Port Passenger Inspection officers suspicious, and after getting her to remove her top, they discovered the snakes tied up in stockings underneath.
The woman was caught as she tried to enter via boat into Shenzhen, which is a major sub-provincial city, and one of the places where people can cross to Hong Kong.
The find was announced by China Customs on its official WeChat account last week on July 8.
All the snakes were later identified as corn snakes, which are non-venomous snakes native to the US, which are popular in the online marketplace but illegal to import into the country.
The snakes have now been handed over to zoo officials for safekeeping.
This gritty “How To Stuff A Wild Bikini” reboot looks awesome.
Finder of the Week
People are convinced mermaids are real after mystery corpse washed up on beach
Shocking mermaid-like remains have left locals stumped after washing up on an Aussie beach.
Bobbi-Lee Oates thought she might have found a dead body – or even a new species – when she spotted the creature in Keppel Sands, Queensland.
She said: “We were driving along the beach looking for a campsite, and we couldn’t help but notice how much the skull looked to be in the shape of a human’s.
“So we instantly stopped from the confusion as to what the hell could this be, and why does this look like a human skull?”
Photos taken by Bobbi-Lee reveal a long body with its ribcage showing, but no discernible limbs, eyes, or ears.
The 34-year-old estimated it was over six feet long.
She said: “It had a human-shaped skull with an elongated jawline, and hair similar to the colour of a cow or kangaroo, but with hair missing in many places due to decomposition.
She added: “We were shocked because it looked human to start with.
“Then we were excited because I thought we had discovered a miracle new species – we were overwhelmed and surprised.”
Posting her photos on a Facebook group specialising in marine biology, the Rockhampton local found everybody just as bemused as she was.
“You just caught a mermaid,” said one person. “That’s a mermaid,” another agreed.
Others were disturbed by just how human the remains looked.
One comment suggested: “Contact local police man, that looks human.” “That’s human mate,” another person affirmed.
A UK-based expert examined the photos, and was able to narrow it down to a group of mammals that includes whales, orcas, dolphins and porpoises.
This gritty “Splash” reboot looks awesome.
WTF? of the Week
Smoker’s tongue sprouts green hair after years of cigarette use
An Ohio man’s tongue turned green and hairy following an alleged reaction to smoking cigarettes while simultaneously taking antibiotics.
A study detailing the patient’s tufty emerald taste organ was published recently in the New England Journal of Medicine.
According to the research publication, the unidentified 64-year-old smoker had reported to the doctor several weeks after his lollipop licker had changed color and sprouted fur like a lingual werewolf transformation.
Doctors diagnosed him with a hairy tongue, “an abnormal coating” of skin cells that forms on the tongue when the filiform papillae — tiny conical protrusions containing taste buds — become enlarged and discolored due to a buildup of debris and bacteria.
This lends them the appearance of hairs, which can grow to nearly an inch long if the tongue is not regularly scraped.
Generally caused by poor oral hygiene, the condition — which generally affects adults over 40 (and is more common in men) — can be exacerbated by smoking, which causes bacteria and plaque to accumulate on the tongue.
This particular patient’s hairy tongue could’ve had another cause: The docs later learned that the man had also just finished taking a regimen of the antibiotic clindamycin for a gum infection.
According to WebMD, taking antibiotics can upset the mouth’s microbial equilibrium by altering the number and types of bacteria and causing them to amass on the envelope sealer.
Or maybe he was munching on the She-Hulk’s rug.
