The biggest WTF? this week is the liberal media not giving a f*ck about the overwhelming evidence of Joe Biden’s corruption. Here’s some other evidence of WTF? that shouldn’t be ignored:
Headline of the Week
On Friday, Dimokrati News reported that a 49-year-old priest from Orthodox Church in Rhodes was arrested after a 30-year-old Estonian tourist filed a complaint alleging he was molested by the priest who used holy oil to anoint his genitals.
The Hellenic Police, Greece’s national police service, and representatives for Rhodes District Court did not immediately respond to Insider’s request for comment.
According to the outlet, the tourist said the incident occurred Thursday morning after he returned to the monastery a day prior with his girlfriend to collect a crucifix he’d forgotten. Upon his return, the tourist said the priest told him he had a “special gift” for him in another room, per the outlet.
Once in the room, the tourist — who initially believed the interaction was routine procedure — said the priest asked him to remove his clothes to “anoint” him with holy oil, Dimokrati News reports.
Confused by the situation, the tourist did not ask the priest to stop when he began massaging the oil onto his body. However, later that day, he filed a complaint at a police station on the island, per the outlet.
Defending his actions, the priest told police officers he anointed the tourist because he had a “rash,” the outlet reported. It added that the case was subsequently handed to the prosecutor’s office of the Rhodes District Court for further review and investigation.
With a Greek priest, things could have been worse.
Dick of the Week
Severed penis left outside florist with note attached: ‘Reflection of your actions’
For those who thought receiving a horse’s head in a bed was the height of grotesque, a florist was flabbergasted upon discovering a package with a severed schlong outside their bodega.
The apparent intimidation audit occurred earlier this month when a mysterious box was found at the Rosas de Los Mochis flower shop in the center of Los Mochis, northwest of Mexico City.
Initially suspecting it was an explosive device, local police enlisted the bomb squad to investigate.
After conducting a battery of tests, authorities determined that the package was not an explosive.
Instead, the parcel harbored an amputated piece of “mail” anatomy like a pornographic version of the “What’s in the box?” scene from the movie “Seven.”
The package — adorned with a funereal floral wreath — came with a sinister note inside that read: “The reflection of your actions. So you can educate yourself and get off my balls.”
The National Guard and the Mexican Army also carried out several tests on the member, according to a Jam Press report. The authorities have not yet identified the X-rated bouquet’s sender nor the unfortunate soul who was left with, well, a “dick in a box.”
If a dick is plugged in, it can be explosive.
Prick of the Week
German man dies after lover botched injection to enlarge private parts
A German man has died after a botched penis enlargement surgery that has resulted in criminal charges against the unlicensed practitioner.
The German newspaper Bild reported last week that a man identified as a 32-year-old Martin M. died from blood poisoning and organ failure after Torben K., 46, injected his penis with silicone in an effort to enlarge it.
Torben K. reportedly admitted to injecting Martin M. after the two met on a gay dating website and acknowledged he “injected him at my own risk.”
Bild reported that Torben K. is not a licensed medical practitioner and injected the other man after he expressed a desire to have a “really large penis.”
Torben K. had reportedly injected himself with silicone before and ordered the oil, which is intended for cleaning surfaces, from the United States.
Torben K. reportedly claimed that Martin M. was jealous of his penis and large testicles after the two met.
Torben K. is now facing charges of committing “dangerous bodily harm resulting in death and violation of the Alternative Medical Practitioners Act.”
Prick of death.
Bushwhacker of the Week
Man Arrested for Exposing Genitals to Underage Kids While Yelling at Them
Boca Raton, FL – A 58-year-old man was arrested by Boca Raton Police Department officers on Friday following a disturbing incident involving several juveniles.
Police say Bryan Wood, from Boca Raton, has been charged with lewd or lascivious behavior with a victim under 16 years of age.
The incident occurred when a group of four kids were walking along Northeast 14th Court, nearing North Federal Highway on Friday night.
Wood was allegedly hiding in the bushes, wearing a black shirt with his shorts pulled down, and his underwear exposed.
As the juveniles approached, Wood reportedly uttered, “You are not real, you are demons,” before exposing his genitals to the group.
The victims quickly sought safety at a nearby KFC and called 911.
Charles Cocklin, the juveniles’ basketball coach, was with them at the time and informed the responding officer about the incident.
Cocklin assisted authorities in locating Wood, who was found less than half a mile away from where the emergency call had been made.
Wood was taken into custody and charged with lewd or lascivious behavior involving minors.
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to speaking with the juveniles but denied exposing himself.
If they were in fact demons, why was he playing with himself? The correct answer is: meth.
Bust of the Week
Daniella Hemsley barred from boxing final after viral breast-baring moment
Daniella Hemsley pushed things too far with her viral breast-baring moment.
The OnlyFans model has been banned from competing in the upcoming Kingpyn Boxing final after she flashed the crowd on live TV following her first-career boxing victory Saturday, the promotion announced in a statement this week.
“As we strive to bring fans the best influencer boxing events possible, we accept that Saturday’s post-fight incident may have offended some viewers and appreciate that this incident didn’t meet the standards expected from Kingpyn fight nights,” the statement read, according to The Sun.
“We apologize fully to anyone upset during the broadcast. The fighter involved in the incident will not be appearing in the Final event.”
Hemsley, whose profile has continued to skyrocket following Saturday’s incident, is taking “some time away from boxing,” the promotion said in a statement.
Hemsley, who defeated Aleksandra Danielka in the exhibition event, claimed in a post-fight interview she “got approval from the promoter.”
The social media influencer also apologized in a celebratory Instagram post.
“I also apologies to anyone who may have felt offended by my excitement, I did actually have tassels on but the sweat stuck them to my bra lol,” she wrote.
Trans athletes don’t have to apologize for hanging dong, so why should she apologize for having tits?
Angry Birds of the Week
Some Massachusetts Residents Angered By What They Say is Sexually Suggestive Seagull w/ Boobs
Is it just me, or can people get offended about anything now-a-days? In recent years we have seen people attempting to cancel everything from celebrities to logos and even statues. And now, a famous New England statue is the target of an angry petition.
The piece of art can be found along the busy Route 18 in New Bedford, Massachusetts. The statue, which is called Seagull Cinderella, was created by artist Donna Dodson. Originally, the statue was meant to be a display of female empowerment. Dodson donated the statue to the city of New Bedford back in 2016.
According to KATV.com, Dodson originally said about the statue,
“It’s just a simple idea of what animal or bird would Cinderella be and you know again, thinking of this common seagull, so, it’s basically just a seagull head on a woman’s body.”
The statue, which used to be nude, now is ‘fully clothed’, however, some residents in New Bedford don’t think the statue is all that great. A petition has been created, and since accumulated nearly 400 signatures, from area residents that say they statue is too sexually suggestive.
The petition, created by resident, Ray Concannon, reads in part,
“With New Bedford’s rich history, we do not want visitors’ lasting impressions to be of a seagull with boobs. What a waste. It needs to go. Remove it, or replace it with something beautiful.”
Bird brains offended by bird tits.
Neighbor of the Week
Some residents near Jersey Village say one neighbor has continued to terrorize them even after KHOU 11 reported that he shattered their windows with a sledgehammer. Now, they say he’s thrown human feces at their home.
The Harris County Sheriff’s Office said there’s a felony warrant out for the arrest of Jack Heath. He has not been taken into custody as of when this story was posted.
Neighbor Shaun Hildreth and his wife Hong Ho said he’s certain Heath has thrown human feces at his home.
“I can’t believe it. It smells horrendous,” Ho said. “It’s everywhere. It splattered everywhere.”
Their neighbor across the street recently upgraded his security camera. That neighbor said his cameras caught Heath in the act.In the video, you can see the man next door throwing something at the house. The neighbors say what he’s throwing is human feces.
Just days before, they said security cameras caught Heath using a sledgehammer to break out their windows in the middle of the night. They say they’ve been calling 911 on their neighbor for the past seven years.
Heath is also accused of throwing a mixture of food onto neighbors’ cars, throwing dead animals into yards and making young kids uncomfortable.
The sheriff’s department said Friday Heath is mentally unstable and they would be using a cert mental health team to help get him out of his house.
7 years and no arrest? Is this Hunter Biden’s alter ego?
Mug of the Week
Florida ‘sexual predator’ arrested 1 day after release from 9-year sentence for removing GPS monitor
A “sexual predator” who allegedly removed his ankle monitor and then overdosed, was taken back into custody just one day after he was released from a more than nine-year prison sentence for lewd and lascivious battery with a victim 12-15 years old, according to the sheriff’s office.
Albert Lee Gardner, 29, was released from his nine-and-a-half-year sentence on July 7 and was arrested on July 8 after authorities found his ankle monitor in a convenience store trash can, the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office said in a release.
A probation officer called deputies to the 7-Eleven in Brooksville, Florida, after noticing his GPS tracker had been there for an unusually long time.
Gardner had been given five and a half years of supervised release following his sentence, according to FOX 35.
Deputies then got a call about an overdose at an apartment and found Gardner had taken what his sister called an “unknown narcotic.” He was revived with Narcan.
After being cleared at a hospital, Gardner was booked without bond and charged with violating his probation and tampering with an electronic monitoring device.
Nobody ever suspects the guy with clown face tattoos.
WTF? of the Week
Video of tourist defecating on sleeping man’s face causes outrage
When the summer vacations arrive, Spain sees an incredible increase in tourism, with more people landing in some areas than others. One of the most attractive places to travel within the Iberian Peninsula are the Balearic Islands, with the islands offering spectacular beaches, good food and a great climate without reaching the sweltering heat of inland areas such as Andalusia.
One of the most popular and in-demand islands is Mallorca, attracting both national and international tourism. Images emerge every summer of young foreigners who get up to mischief after too much alcohol.
And most recently there has been a strange event at Playa de Palma that has gone viral, with images and videos causing outrage across social media.
In the video, a tourist is seen walking along the promenade of the aforementioned beach, but he stops walking when he sees another tourist sleeping on the concrete bench that separates the beach and the promenade walkway.
When he sees the sleeping man, the tourist pulls down his pants and defecates on the man’s face. He first pours his feces on the man’s face, moves away and then returns to his face to continue defecating, once again, on his face. Meanwhile, the victim does not even flinch.
Dude was so shit-faced, he got shit-faced.
