Kamala Harris isn’t just an embarrassment to the Biden administration or the democratic party, she’s a national disgrace. As the most unserious person to hold higher office, she’s a vapid, disingenuous, cackling moron. Over the weekend, she upped her cringe game, by busting out the granny moves in some high-riding granny pants.
While Joe Biden is away at the G20 summit, making an ass of himself, Kamala Harris handled the domestic ass-making, by hosting a party to celebrate the 50th anniversary of hip-hop. It’s not actually the 50th anniversary, since the first rap song was “Rapture” by Blondie in 1979. This however wasn’t a celebration of white people or their importance in founding a “black” style of music, it was a chance for Kamaltoe to remind everyone why they hate her so much.
She kicked things off with a word salad explanation of what hip-hop is:
Let’s be clear: Hip hop culture is America’s culture.
It was a joy to celebrate 50 years of hip hop with some of the greats. pic.twitter.com/FgPKiPWu1b
— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) September 10, 2023
“It is a genre,” said Harris.
Holy shit! That’s the most profound thing anyone has ever said on any subject of all time.
Once the party got going, Kamala dispelled the stereotype that all black people are good dancers:
Kamala Harris with the granny 👵🏼 moves at her 50th Anniversary of Hip-Hop partypic.twitter.com/8Lg5XCxQ3a
— Anthony Brian Logan (ABL) 🇺🇸 (@ANTHONYBLOGAN) September 9, 2023
Granny moves indeed. The also go along great with those granny pants. If those pants were any higher, they would qualify as a bra. Speaking of which, Kamala may want to invest in some control-top granny panties, because that pelvic bulge is out of control. The fact that she’s never had children makes you wonder what the hell is going on there.
Also, nothing screams urban dance queen like a fuchsia pantsuit with a floral print blouse. Maybe while the Biden’s are away, Kamaltoe got into Dr. Jill’s closet.
Sadly, this celebration of hip-hop didn’t include Harris’ own history with the genre. She didn’t explain how she was able to smoke weed while listing to Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur years before they ever released any music. She also didn’t delve into the fact that she thought Tupac was alive in 2020, a solid 14 years after he died.
Kamala Harris is often accused of being a phony, mostly because she’s a phony. In this cringe-worthy dance video, she’s showing us who she really is, which would explain why she’s constantly trying to be somebody she is not. The real Kamala harris is a thousand times worse than the fake Kamala Harris.
Reportedly, Harris complains to her staff that nobody takes her seriously, but none of them have the courage to stop something like this before it happens.
The bigger issue here is, this cackling granny pants dancer is a a heartbeat away from the presidency. It would be less scary if Rain Man or Bevis and Butthead were next in the line of succession.
