This week’s biggest WTF? was that we have moved one step closer to to Armageddon. Here’s some other WTF? that may be signs of the apocalypse:
Nut of the Week
Mobile police officer beat handcuffed man because he grabbed his testicles, city official says
Mobile Chief of Staff James Barber told the city council Tuesday the Department of Justice and FBI have both been notified of an incident, captured on video, in which a Mobile police officer can be seen repeatedly punching a handcuffed man.
The incident began as a traffic stop last Thursday, when Mobile officer Paul Callegari and his partner stopped a vehicle reportedly driven by 36-year-old Beezer Earl Dubose Jr., which the officers allege was speeding.
After pulling the vehicle over at the intersection of Dauphin Island Parkway and Halls Mill Road, the officers reported detecting the smell of marijuana and asked both Dubose and his passenger to exit the vehicle.
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The video, posted to multiple social media sites, begins with Callegari on top of Dubose, who is handcuffed and face down. Callegari proceeds to punch Dubose in the head multiple times before moving around to the side as his partner walks over.
In initial court filings, Callegari claims Dubose grabbed Callegari’s “testicles and penis and twisted them, causing serious physical pain.”
During Tuesday’s council meeting, Barber said Callegari reported the use of force to the Mobile Police Department following last Thursday’s incident, according to WPMI.
“He did report that he used multiple closed-fist blows in order to get the subject to let go of his testicles,” Barber reportedly said. Barber also said Callegari was scheduled to see a urologist Tuesday.
Defunding the police one testicle at a time.
Special Sauce of the Week
Phoenix woman sues DoorDash alleging driver masturbated on her food
A metro Phoenix woman is suing DoorDash and a delivery driver, alleging that her Mexican food came with a sauce she didn’t order.
The unidentified woman claimed that the incident caused her “emotional pain and suffering,” lost wages and medical expenses, according to the lawsuit filed Oct. 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court.
The food delivery gone woefully wrong took place on Jan. 17, 2022, when the woman placed an order with a Filiberto’s in metro Phoenix using DoorDash. The company assigned the delivery to Jeffrey Reid Jacobs, who snagged the bag of food in the restaurant’s drive-thru, according to the lawsuit.
Jacobs then allegedly pleasured himself and finished on the food.
“(He) parked in the parking lot of Filiberto’s, where he then proceeded to masturbate and ejaculate onto Plaintiff’s food order,” according to the lawsuit.
A Filiberto’s employee witnessed Jacobs’ alleged happy ending and tried to stop the Dasher — DoorDash’s term for its food runners — and return the contaminated food to the restaurant. Jacobs allegedly refused, drove away and delivered the food to the woman.
After Jacobs left the parking lot, the restaurant contacted DoorDash and requested that the company alert the women who ordered the food. DoorDash did just that — 40 minutes later, according to the lawsuit.
“By that time, Jeffrey Reid Jacobs had already delivered the contaminated food to Plaintiff, and she had ingested it,” the lawsuit said.
She ordered carne asada, not cream of sum yun gai.
Kitty Litter of the Week
Hundreds of vagina plaster casts spill onto road after crash
Hundreds of white plaster casts of vaginas, believed to have been en route to an art gallery, tumbled onto a road in Irkutsk, Russia, last month after a traffic crash.
Bizarre video footage shot by a passerby on Sept. 22 shows a trail of broken vaginas leading up to the back of a truck, CEN reports.
In the short clip, a man believed to be the driver tries to secure his lost load.
“There was apparently no significant material damage, as no one called the traffic police at the time,” the department regional headquarters of the Ministry of Internal Affairs later said in a statement.
“After exchanging details, they apparently left to continue their journeys,” the statement continued.
The insurance company determined the vaginas were totaled.
I Pee A of the Week
Tsingtao Brewery factory worker caught peeing in malt container
Tsingtao Brewery, one of China’s largest beer breweries, has pledged full cooperation with authorities following a viral video allegedly depicting one of its employees urinating inside a malt container at the factory.
The video, which surfaced online on Friday, showed the employee climbing into the malt container and urinated in it.
The incident sparked outrage among netizens, prompting swift action from both local authorities. The Market Supervision Bureau in Pingdu City responded by establishing an investigation team to probe the matter.
In an official statement, the bureau assured the public that further updates on the investigation would be provided as progress is made.
In a statement issued on Friday, Tsingtao acknowledged that they reported the incident to the police upon discovering the online video. The batch of malt shown in the video has been sealed, guaranteeing it won’t be used in production.
Addressing the allegations, Tsingtao Brewery expressed deep shock at the incident, saying they were unaware of the misconduct. The company said they will fully cooperate with the ongoing investigation.
Tsingtao Brewery is China’s second-largest brewery, holding 16 percent of the domestic market share. Additionally, it contributes to half of China’s national beer exports.
It’s still better than Bud Light.
Decoration of the Week
Dead man’s corpse left rotting outside house for days after being mistaken for Halloween prop
Police in North Carolina are investigating after a man’s decomposing body was left outside an abandoned house for several days, after being mistaken for a Halloween decoration.
The partially-clothed body reportedly went so unnoticed that a local gardener mowed around it, with the sad discovery made a day later. He was found face-down in the grass.
The family of 34-year-old Robert Owens have expressed shock and horror while demanding answers as to how his body went unattended for so long. They last saw him on 1 October.
Speaking to local outlet Queen City News, Mr Owens’ sister Haley Shue said that police did not suspect foul play, but that the body had been found with “cuts and scrapes” by a construction worker.
“My grandmother has lived off of the road for 40-plus years and he’s never been to this house,” Ms Shue said.
“He’s never known of this house this far off the road. He’s never been back here. He’s never been known to come here.”
She added: “I don’t know how you can do that. Mow right beside someone and assume that they’re Halloween decorations at a house no one lives at.”
Mr Owens’ family admitted that he had been known to do drugs, but are still awaiting the outcome of the police investigation. Ms Shue said that they had been told her brother had not been shot.
So the 34-year old dead dude was that chick’s grandmother?
WTF? of the Week
Two Tennessee elementary substitute teachers, who are also a couple, were cited for prostitution after police completed an undercover operation, with one saying they did it for extra money for several years or they’d “starve.”
Ezra Fry, 22, and David Acevedo, 25, who both work in Hamilton County Schools, were caught in August.
Police began the undercover sting when one officer reached out to Fry on “an illicit prostitution website” posing as a “john” looking to set up a sexual encounter, according to WTVC, citing a police report.
Fry, who uses they/them pronouns, responded by saying it would cost $150 and sharing what they would and wouldn’t do.
During the exchange, Fry allegedly told the undercover cop, they usually go to the client’s house but insisted it was safer to do it at their home because their husband would be present and it was the “john’s” first time.
Fry then led the officer to a back bedroom and took his money before the cop identified himself and detained the couple.
Fry and Acevedo “both made statements during and after the search to include both stating that ‘they have to do this or they will starve,’ ” according to the report.
“Both parties advised officers that they are Special Education teachers at Woodmore Elementary and Calvin Donaldson Elementary. During an encounter with an officer, Fry stated, ‘I don’t care, everyone has seen my [private parts],’” the report added.
Police also discovered “a large amount of drug paraphernalia” and a .22-caliber rifle after searching the home.
Fry and Acevedo received several misdemeanor citations including for unlawful drug paraphernalia, prostitution or promoting prostitution, and unlawful possession of a firearm.
This is what the democrats what for our kids.
