Megan Rapinoe is that America-hating female soccer player, who embarrassed Team USA at the World Cup. Well, she one of them anyway. Recently she suffered an injury on the field, and chalked it up to there being no God. The least likable person in sports, somehow found a way to become even more insufferable.
The left loves Megan Rapinoe because she is a lesbian who hates this country. She doesn’t have a winning personality, or even a passable one, and is one of the most miserable woke liberals of all time.
When she’s not bad-mouthing America as part of the United States Women’s National Team, she plays for the OL Reign, which is apparently a professional woman’s soccer club. She was set to retire, but in her final game, she forgot how to run and went down with a non-contact injury:
The final moment of Megan Rapinoe’s career was a non-contact injury.
Extremely symbolic.
pic.twitter.com/G2IrkrwTWi— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) November 12, 2023
Rapinoe ended her career tripping over her own feet and tearing her Achilles tendon. Instead of blaming the fact that she’s a broken down old hag, she found another culprit to explain her self-inflicted injury.
The NY Post reports:
Rapinoe went down in the sixth minute as OL Reign lost to Gotham FC in the National Women’s Soccer League Championship on Saturday night. Rapinoe said she believed she tore her Achilles.
In the post-match press conference, Rapinoe said she was going to get the “Aaron Rodgers treatment” to try and recover from the injury. She said she’d reach out to him or whoever did his surgery.
“I’m not a religious person or anything and if there was a God, like, this is proof that there isn’t,” Rapinoe said. “This is f—ed up. It’s just f—ed up. Six minutes in and I eat my Achilles.”
She doesn’t believe in God, but thinks he should have done something to keep her from injuring herself, so therefore God doesn’t exist? I don’t think it’s possible to be anymore f*cked in the head than that.
Her blowing out an Achilles tendon seems more like the work of a vengeful God, and thus proves his existence. God could have rained down a plague of frogs, but instead, he took her leg out in hopes of drawing attention to her blasphemous ways.
Also, “eat my Achilles?” WTF does that even mean? She ate shit and snapped her Achilles, but that’s not what she said.
Because all liberals are idiots, Rapinoe made this even dumber:
“Thank God I have a f—ing deep well of a sense of humor. It’s devastating to go out in a final so early,” said Rapinoe.
Wait, didn’t she just say God doesn’t exist because of her injury? Now’s she’s thanking God for having a sense of humor?
While we’re on the subject of things that don’t exist, let’s start with Megan Rapinoe’s sense of humor. She is the most uptight, resentful, self-loathing piece of shit to ever play for Team Woke. The only thing funny about her is the way she looks, and that’s a joke she just doesn’t get.
Now that Rapinoe has managed to insult and alienate almost everyone in the country, the bidding war between ESPN and CNN begins to sign her as a woke America-hating analyst.
