Joe Biden Loses His Sh*t While Losing His Mind

Joe Biden’s handlers have employed a new strategy to keep the senile old fool from embarrassing himself, that mostly involves keeping him hidden from the public. The problem is, there is a presidential race, so he occasionally hast to come out of the basement to campaign, and it’s impossible for him to come off sane and competent. Recently he gave a speech in which he lost his shit while losing his mind, which is a hilarious accomplishment.

Back in 2020, at the height of the Trump Derangement Syndrome pandemic, the liberal media lied by saying that the former President refused to visit a WWI cemetery in France and referred to the U.S. soldiers buried there as “suckers” and “losers.” None of this was true, as the weather was too stormy for Trump’s helicopter to make the flight, and the quotes were entirely fabricated by propagandists of the fake news industry.

Joe Biden is such a lying sack of shit that he perpetuated this thoroughly debunked lie, and added some more lies of his own:

“Donald Trump, when he was Commander-in-Chief, refused to visit a cemeter, a U.S. cemetery outsida Paris, for fallen American soldiers, and he referred to those cereals as, and I quote, as ‘suckers and losers.’ He actually said that,” screamed Bide.

No, he actually didn’t and he also never disparaged cereal.

“He said that! How dare he said that? How dare he talk about my son and all of theff like that?” Biden shouted.

Not sure what “all of theff like that” means, but Biden sure thinks his son Beau died in combat during WWI. Joe was probably alive back then, but his sons were born in the late 1960s/early 1970s. Also, Beau died of brain cancer in the U.S, not in combat or as a result of combat, and certainly not in France.

This is a definite “Old Man Yells at Cloud” type of thing, mixed with Joe Biden’s penchant for bullshit. Interestingly enough, the liberal media hasn’t called hm out for the Trump lie, because they invented it, or the Beau lie, because they allow Biden to run with his senility.

Speaking of which, this came later in his angry unhinged speech:

Sorry, but it is literally impossible to transcribe that one, as it appears to be an unknown language. Luckily, someone managed to find a translator for Bidenese, but it’s still incomprehensible:

Since around last October, Joe’s handlers have kept him out of the spotlight, because his obviously lack of a functioning brain is a complete embarrassment. With the 2024 presidential race heating up, they are going to have to put him out there in the public, and it’s going to be one hell of an entertaining show. Either that, or something is going to happen to him and California governor Gavin Newsom will take his place on the democrat ticket.