Donald Trump had his 2020 reelection stolen from him and the swamp, as well as the deep state have been working overtime to keep him from retaking his rightful position in the White House. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have done such a disastrous job in their stolen regime, that Trump’s comeback was too big to rig, and he is once again the President of the United States. All is good in the universe once again.
It turns out that the American people don’t give a shit about post-menopausal lesbians demanding their “right” to have late term abortions or the imaginary privilege of dudes pretending to be women shaking their wangs in front of little girls and beating the snot out of women in sports. It actually makes me hopeful for our country’s future after four years of Biden’s reign of bullshit.
Adding to the glee is that fact that Republicans have retaken control of the Senate, meaning President Trump might actually be able to un-f*ck most of what Biden destroyed. It remains to be seen what will happen with the House of representatives, but hopefully Republicans will get the trifecta and get to work to repair this very damaged country.
A big shout out to Nathaniel Greene’s Georgia for coming through for Trump, because that was state that really let us down in 2020. Sure, there was some shady stuff going on, but the key to defeating the democrats’ dirty tricks is to beat them like a rented mule. As of this writing, Michigan, Arizona, and Nevada are still in play, which don’t mean a thing, but Trump could take them all, which would add to this historic ass-whooping. The main point is, he did so well that all election theft efforts were in vain.
In one of the weirdest things about this, I’m hearing fireworks going off. It’s 11:30pm in the Los Angeles area at the time of this writing and there are bangs and pops going off. LA people light off fireworks for the Dodgers, but this state and county is heavily democratic and yet, there is celebration for Trump’s win. Normally, I hate this shit because my dog doesn’t deal well with fireworks, but she’s fine with this, maybe because she knows dog treats will be great and affordable again.
One of the greatest things about this victory is that Trump actually won the popular vote as well, which should, but won’t, shut up liberals about the Electoral College. There is no argument that Trump is somehow the illegitimate President, though the screeching liberals will definitely try to come up some stupid shit. As an added bonus, the Trump Derangement Syndrome for the left is going to be epically entertaining.
Along those same lines, it will be fun to see all of the liberal entertainers who swore they were leaving the country if Trump won, try to explain why they are still here. A way better country and crying liberals is the ultimate gift and Christmas is still almost two months away. I was actually worried that I was going to have to go ape shit if the democrats stole another election, but Trump delivered a KO that was too devastating to cheat.
To the DCN faithful, know that you are waking up to brighter future instead of an extinction event that would have been inevitable with a Kamala Harris and her special needs sidekick Tim Walz victory. No, seriously, that guy is f*cking retarded.
