Bitter Loser Hillary Clinton Devises Plan for Other Bitter Losers to Ruin Memorial Day Cookouts

Two-time presidential campaign loser Hillary Clinton is encouraging her army of followers to confront family and friends at their weekend Memorial Day cookouts.

Why? If we are being honest, because President Trump lives rent-free in her little noggin. If we are looking for her bitter rationale, it is because Trump’s budget proposals will harm ‘the children®.’

This from redstate.com.

Does anybody buy this nonsense anymore? It’s been over a decade since the ol’ Leftist ad that showed Paul Ryan pushing grandma off a cliff. They have not changed their messaging one bit, and genuinely cannot figure out why they keep losing elections.

Anyway, Hillary channeled her best Knute Rockne to motivate the masses and ready them to win one for the gipper. It’s the little victories she hopes to bring home. Even at the cost of your good time.

Clinton wants you to argue with the fam over the BBQ grill.

Her bullsh*t directions:

I’m giving you a mission for this Memorial Day holiday weekend. I want you to talk to two people—friends, neighbors, cookout attendees—about why Trump’s proposed budget would be a disaster for American kids.

We owe the next generation every chance, and this isn’t it.

Final thoughts to consider before accepting Hillary’s bad advice:

– First, if you’re simple enough to listen to Hillary for advice on how to spend your holiday weekend, [you] unlikely [have any] friends,

– Second, on the off chance you do have friends and family who like you, you probably won’t have them for long if you interrupt [them] while [they are] trying to relax and eat [some good food] with talk about the budget, and

– Third, Memorial Day is not about the cookouts, though they will surely be plentiful. [And Memorial Day is] most definitely not a time or place to confront Trump supporters who will most likely be celebrating in a proper manner—honoring and mourning the military personnel who have died in the service of our beloved country.

For someone who survived sniper fire in Bosnia and tried to join the Marines, Hillary, We the People can imagine, should be one who is occupied honoring the military and those who made the ultimate sacrifice.

Seriously, best wishes Def-Con News readers for a safe and memorable Memorial Day weekend.