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Michael Avenatti’s Kavanaugh Gang Rape Accuser May Be A 4Chan Prankster

Michael Avenatti’s Kavanaugh Gang Rape Accuser May Be A 4Chan Prankster

This is a story I’m actively rooting for to be true. On Sunday “Creepy Porn Lawyer” Michael Avanatti said he had a client who was a “gang rape” victim of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. A hyped-up and smug Avenatti not only threatened to release damaging proof to the Senate Judiciary Committee but also demanded that Kavanaugh’s name be withdrawn from SCOTUS consideration. On Tuesday however, it’s really starting to look like Avenatti was pranked by a 4Chan user and this “victim” is really a stripper. Like I said, I hope to hell this is true.

Here’s what had Avenatti all jacked up on Sunday:

“I represent a woman with credible information regarding Judge Kavanaugh and Mark Judge. We will be demanding the opportunity to present testimony to the committee and will likewise be demanding that Judge and others be subpoenaed to testify. The nomination must be withdrawn,” wrote Avenatti.

Avenatti then posted an e-mail exchange with the Chief Counsel for Nominations for U.S. Senate Committee on the Judiciary in which he alleged that Brett Kavanaugh drugged his client so she could be gang raped. Avenatti also said that he had evidence that Kavanaugh had repeatedly facilitated the gang rapes of multiple women.

“Brett Kavanaugh must also be asked about this entry in his yearbook: “FFFFFFFourth of July.” We believe that this stands for: Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them. As well as the term “Devil’s Triangle.” Perhaps Sen. Grassley can ask him,” Avenatti wrote.

These tweets can no longer be imbedded because Avenatti has locked down his Twitter account. Some people were wondering why he would do this and there’s apparently a good explanation:

And here’s the 4Chan page everyone is talking about:

If that’s too small to read, the basic gist is that a well-know prankster got his stripper girlfriend to call up Avenatti pretending to be a 51-year-old victim of Brett Kavanaugh. She told the lawyer that she had been drugged and gang raped by the judge back in high school. Avenatti then tried to get her on CNN and offered her tens of thousands of dollars. The stripper started to get scared and want to quit, so she stopped taking Avenatti’s calls and he then realized something was up.

It’s hard to gauge the truthfulness of something from 4Chan, but Avenatti did lock down his Twitter account and I haven’t seen him on CNN or MSNBC all day talking about his latest bombshell. I do think it’s entirely possible he was punked and, if so, this is hilarious.

It gets even better because if this prank really happened, Avenatti is in deep shit. He made false and disparaging remarks about a judge, which is a major legal ethics violation that will probably get him disbarred. He also possibly gave false and misleading information to the Senate Judiciary Committee, which is not only a another legal ethics violation, but an actual crime. This prank may have literally destroyed the Creepy Porn Lawyer.

I think CNN will be hit hardest since he’s on that network 5 times a day. How will they fill the dead air space now?