The way she flip-flops you could wear Elizabeth Warren on your feet to the beach. Asked a thousand times if she was running for president in 2020, the Massachusetts Senator has said “no” a thousand times. On the 1001st time she was asked, it’s now a definite maybe and that’s democrat-speak for she is totally running. I know that she’s a serial liar, but I honestly hope this is the one time she’s telling the truth. I can’t think of anything more entertaining than a presidential campaign that pits Elizabeth “Fauxcahontas” Warren against Donald “The Destroyer” Trump.
Sen. Elizabeth Warren vows to “take a hard look at running for president” after the midterms pic.twitter.com/zeQrSoYn9t
— FOX & friends (@foxandfriends) September 30, 2018
At a townhall on Saturday in Holyoke, MA, Warren broke the news to a crowd of hysterical and morbidly obese women that she just might be running for prez:
“It’s time for women to go to Washington and fix our broken government and that includes a woman at the top,” said Warren.
Warren does know that she’s a US Senator and a woman, right? The president doesn’t make laws, Senators do. If the government is broken, like she claimed, this is something only lawmakers can fix. Or in other words, it’s her current job to fix things that are broken with the government but she won’t. Also, as I said, she’s more or less a woman and already in Washington.
“So here’s what I promise, after November 6th, I will take a hard look at running for president,” Warren said.
The extra-large crowd jumped to their feet with squeeing delight and I imagine the US Geological Survey picked it up as an earthquake.
“I think we can do it. I think we can turn this country around,” Warren said.
Hang on a second. If Warren is saying that this country needs to turned around, that means she currently thinks it is backwards or not great. Her claim of being able to turn this country around is another way of saying she wants to make this country great…again. Where have I heard that before?
Liberals have informed us that President Trump’s “Make America Great Again” slogan is a racist dog-whistle, but luckily for Elizabeth Warren she too is a liberal and not bound by the same rules. If the left doesn’t think it’s racist that she pretended to be of Native American heritage to further her career, they sure as shit won’t care about her modified MAGA slogan.
According to Warren she will wait until after the November midterm elections to decide if she will run. This could go either way. If the democrats pull off their “blue wave” and retake the House and Senate, she could feel emboldened by widespread support for democratic candidates and run. Or, if the democrats fall flat she may decide to run because she’ll feel a red America needs her blue ass more than ever. Then again, these could just be random words coming out of her mouth and mean absolutely nothing.
The liberal media narrative is that Elizabeth Warren is both beloved and fierce, but the truth of the matter is, she’s about as despised as Hillary Clinton and emotionally fragile. In the unlikely event that she sticks to her word to run and actually gets the democratic nomination, Trump will absolutely annihilate her. Every debate will end with her in tears, which is to say, it’ll be the greatest thing in politics ever.
