As a general rule I don’t want to write about porn actress Stormy Daniels but this story involves heavy metal, which I’d like to write about more, and there’s a hidden Trump obsession angle as well. The woman who claims she had an affair with the President and then was paid hush money to shut up about it (which she clearly didn’t) also says she was friends with Texas groove-metal kings Pantera. In one story about being on the road with the band that is almost certainly false she says she had sex with a guy that almost certainly sounds like Donald Trump. I don’t know if this is Trump Derangement Syndrome, but clearly she has Trump-on-the-brain, which is another serious affliction.
Daniels has a new book out called…who cares? And she was promoting it on the prestigious media site All That Shreds. In the interview she revealed that she’s a big heavy metal fan:
“[Metal is] all I dance too when I strip. My butt can’t dance to rap or anything like that. I remember going out on a high school and going to local metal shows that were in the middle of cow pastures like going out to like local metal chairs out in like in the middle of cow pastures. Some of my favorite bands to this day are local bands from Louisiana that aren’t around anymore,” said Daniels.
Why am I not surprised Stormy Daniels spent considerable time hanging out in a place with a lot of bullshit on the ground? Also, WTF? She sounds like this is the first time she ever tried to make complete sentences. Nice effort, but fail.
As fate would have it, Daniels was also friends with Pantera:
“I was feature dancing at a club in Florida, I mean several years ago I met Pantera. They’re my second favorite band of all time (Slipknot is her first). It was their guitar tech’s Birthday. So I brought him up on stage. This started an ongoing friendship with Pantera, and I spent a couple of weeks with them on tour. I had sex with a hot redhead under the drum riser as Vinnie was playing. It was sad when Vinnie Paul passed away as I was finishing the chapter in my book about Pantera. We’ve been friends for so long, and it was pretty hard,” Daniels said.
And speaking of bullshit, there’s no way this story is true. Pantera and/or their late drummer Vinnie Paul didn’t let her have sex under the drum riser while they were performing, plus there’s no such thing as a “hot redhead” guy. Trump however is a a redhead (or orangehead), which could be the basis for this obvious lie.
The reason why I think Daniels is inserting Trump into her fake story is because she is clearly obsessed with the President and she’s also a bad liar with a terrible imagination. A while back she claimed that an unknown person threatened her to be quiet about her alleged affair with the President. She then employed a police sketch artist to work up a picture of the suspect and it looked exactly like her ex-husband.
In Daniels fake story about being threatened, all she could think about was the guy she was married to at the time. In her fake having sex under Panera’s drum riser story all she can think about is a redhead guy, which is obviously President Trump. She’s just a dumb woman who wants attention, but lacks the imagination to make her attention-getting lies sound plausible. I think she’s hoping her enormous fake breasts will distract for the fact that she’s completely full of shit.
Meanwhile, this episode points to a freaky obsession with President Trump. She probably met him once and wishes she was married to the billionaire President of the United States instead of being a low-rent stripper/porn actress.
