Remember the lead-up to the 2016 presidential election when every Hollywood celebrity swore they would leave the country if Donald Trump won? Well, one of these liberal actors actually considered giving away her baby to Canadians to protect her from a Trump presidency. All of these leftists were completely full of crap and never followed through, but this hysterical reaction may be the first recorded instance of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
You may know actress Amber Tamblyn from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Then again maybe you don’t. From now on however, you will know her for this.
At some event called “Feminist AF” Tamblyn recounted her horror the night the will of the American people elected Donald Trump as President of the United States. The Hollywood Reporter was there to capture the hilarity:
Tamblyn, the final reader of the afternoon, shared an essay about the 2016 Election Night from her upcoming release Era of Ignition. The essay recalled 2016’s presidential election night, which Tamblyn spent with Ferrera and comedian Amy Schumer in New York’s Javits Center while several months pregnant. She and her friends wore matching white pantsuits to signal their support of Clinton, “looking like the cast of some new primetime medical drama,” Tamblyn joked.
As the night wore on and it became clear that Clinton was facing a steep challenge to the presidency, “I swigged some more Zantac, and my baby shoved her foot into my ribs, as if to foreshadow the paint that was yet to come,” Tamblyn read. Her line “Katy Perry anxiously chewed on a celery stick” drew some laughs. When Clinton’s director of strategic communications informed Javits Center attendees that Clinton would not be speaking, Tamblyn came to a grim conclusion: “A dark realization swallowed me: I was going to bring a baby into this world. And not just any baby: a girl.” Tamblyn recalled imagining if she should give her baby away to Canadians or Swedes.
Here’s a fair question: If Tamblyn was so concerned about this country being led by Donald Trump, why didn’t she consider moving away with her baby? The correct answer is because, in addition to being a liberal lunatic, she’s also a shitty person. If her first thought was to give her baby away, she definitely doesn’t deserve to be a parent.
This story somehow got even more insane:
At a subway station the following day, Tamblyn read, she began experiencing pain and shortness of breath, which caused her collapse on the stairs. She recalled a “homeless man” saying, “Oh shit, it’s going down!” and offering to cut her umbilical cord with beard scissors if she went into labor. Ultimately, Tamblyn learned she was just having a panic attack.
“’How can I keep her safe?’” Tamblyn recalled asking her doctor on a visit about the attack.
“You can’t, but you can keep her close,” her doctor responded, before suggesting that she listen to a one-minute recording every day to remind her of the tenacity of love. Tamblyn ended her set by playing the recording for the audience: a one-minute record of her baby’s heartbeat.
So the only reason she didn’t give her baby away to Canadians or Swedes is because she listened to a recording of her unborn daughter’s heartbeat? The ironic thing is, pro-abortion ghouls are against laws requiring women to listen to their baby’s heartbeat before deciding to kill them. Apparently this works, because it sure stopped Tamblyn from shipping her baby off to Saskatoon.
Amblyn says this all happened the night Trump was elected and the very next day, which may qualify it as the first case of Trump Derangement Syndrome ever. As researchers look for a cure for this strange affliction, they should study Amber Tamblyn extensively as she is perhaps TDS “patient zero.”
