Donald Trump is a destroyer of self-esteem based largely on his strong nickname game. He has devastated everyone from “Low Energy” Jeb Bush to “Sleepy Eyes” Chuck Todd. Recently he put pencil-necked California Congressman Adam Schiff in his place by dubbing him “Little Adam Schitt.” Liberals can’t figure out why Trump keeps winning despite their constant infantile temper tantrums so they are trying to beat him at his own game. Hollywood, the Democratic Party, and even a former president have all tried to knock Trump down a peg with nicknames and, like every other leftist scheme, failed miserably.
First up we have violent asshole rando-puncher Alex Baldwin dubbing Trump a “Nazi Tumor.”
The United States has a National Socialist tumor in its body and it is growing day by day.
This alone should compel you to do everything in your power to get rid of Trump.
— HABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) November 21, 2018
Obviously it’s the left that suffers from a socialist problem, but what Baldwin is actually referring to here is the National Socialist German Workers’ Party, more commonly known as the Nazi Party. Get it, he’s calling Trump a Nazi and a cancer. As an added bonus this is also a call for people to commit acts of violence to remove President Trump from office. Does the Secret Service even pay attention to these liberal threats any more?
Next we have a genuine representative of the people calling the President a “bitch.” Hawaii democratic Rep. Tulsi Gabbard doesn’t like that Trump won’t trash our relationship with Saudi Arabia over the death of a journalist so she went with this:
Hey @realdonaldtrump: being Saudi Arabia’s bitch is not “America First.”
— Tulsi Gabbard (@TulsiGabbard) November 21, 2018
Remember when Republicans were constantly tweeting that Obama was Russia, Syria, ISIS, Planned Parenthood, Black Lives Matter, and al Qaeda’s bitch? Yeah, me neither.
Speaking of which, Obama wanted in on this nickname thing and appeared to call his successor a “Mama’s Boy.” This is from NBC:
Obama, speaking at the Obama Foundation Summit on Monday night, said the answers already exist to solve many of the problems facing both the U.S. and the world, but that the nation was not making progress “because we are still confused, blind, shrouded with hate, anger, racism, mommy issues.”
Obama won’t use Trump’s name and he tries to take the moral high ground by vaguely talking about “some folks” or “we” but he clearly called the President a hateful racist with mommy issues. It’s made more obvious that Obama was referring to Trump because it came with plenty of hypocrisy and zero self-awareness. Trump has mommy issues? Obama can’t reconcile that he was abandoned by his father and raised by his white mother. It screwed him up so bad he went out and married an NBA power-forward with an unsightly crotch bulge.
The problem with these liberal attempts at nicknaming the president is, they aren’t based on fact. Trump’s nicknames land because Maxine Waters really does have a low IQ and Elizabeth Warren really does pretend to be an Indian princess. Trump isn’t a “Nazi-Bitch-Mama’s Boy” anywhere but the unimaginative minds of liberal losers.
