If you are reading this, please do everything you can to ensure the United States never becomes like England. Besides the high taxes, socialism, lack of gun ownership rights, lack of free speech rights, and terrible food in the UK, they charge dogs with hate crimes for pooping over there. When dogs can’t even drop a deuce, the fascist totalitarians are in control. We kicked England’s ass for much less tyranny in 1776. When will the Brits rise up and fight for their doggies’ right to answer nature’s call?
The Daily Mail reports that the London Metropolitan Police investigate an insane number of hate crimes every year. In 2016 they had over 2,500 incidents that they classified as “racist hate crimes.” The newspaper documented some of the worst examples of these, but nothing comes close to this:
A description of the dog fouling incident reads: ‘An unknown dog has fouled outside of victim address and victim perceived this to be a racial incident.’
The Daily Mail noted that the dog poop incident had, “been logged by police as a racist hate crime.”
But wait, it gets worse, because dogs aren’t allowed to bark either:
Another canine-related case logged as an alleged hate crime says: ‘Suspect’s dog barking at victim.’
I’m shocked that there was no hate crime incident involving a dog licking his own balls, because it seems like dogs doing what dogs do is racism in the UK. Maybe the ball-licking thing didn’t make the hate crime list because it was filed as a sex crime. Can you imagine a dog having to register as a sexual predator? I’m almost certain that’s a thing in merry old England.
The report doesn’t mention if these dogs were eventually charged with hate crimes, just that they had been investigated for committing them. I don’t think it really matters, because the fact that police took these ridiculous charges seriously enough to investigate and classify as racial hate crimes is bad enough.
Not long ago I brought you the story about an elderly white woman in England who was investigated for a hate crime because she honked at a rude black motorist. Somehow the dog poop thing is much worse.
England has very tough hate crime laws, mostly on account of the fact that the people don’t have freedom of speech protection. Any expression of “hate,” which includes legitimate criticism, is punishable by jail or fines and the list of who you can’t say anything bad about is quite extensive:
Expressions of hatred toward someone on account of that person’s colour, race, disability, nationality (including citizenship), ethnic or national origin, religion, gender identity, or sexual orientation is forbidden. Any communication which is threatening or abusive, and is intended to harass, alarm, or distress someone is forbidden.
In other words, in England it is illegal to say or do anything that might offend anyone from the professional victim classes. Doesn’t everything offend these people? Just me calling them “these people” is offensive to them and thank God I live in America or I’d be headed to jail for that.
What’s a concern to us is that liberals want to emulate England’s socialist black hole right here in America. The Democratic Party would love to take away our money, our guns, and our independent thoughts. I’ve always said Molon Labe whenever liberals threaten to take my guns, but if they want to come after my dog for “hate shitting” they will find out what the words “sick balls” means.
