Journey To The Weird Side: Volume 1

Strange tales and stranger people…

Wisconsin woman who crushed a trooper car while driving drunk said she felt fine to drive, the empty booze cans weren’t hers and the pot belonged to her mother

When questioned by investigators, Trevino “admitted that she did not have a valid driver’s license on that day, nor has she ever possessed a valid driver’s license.” Trevino told law enforcement “she had been traveling from her own residence in Fond du Lac” to her brother’s residence in Waukegan, Illinois. She “admitted that she had been drinking wine before leaving her residence. She estimated drinking two glasses.” When she left her house, the complaint indicates Trevino told police “she felt fine to drive” and she denied drinking while driving. She said the empty alcoholic beverage cans inside her car belonged to someone else — and the marijuana belonged to her mother.

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Mugshot of Ohio woman with unique face tattoos goes viral after Walmart shoplifting arrest

An Ohio woman who was recently taken into custody is arguably receiving more attention for her mugshot than for her alleged crime.

Alyssa Zebrasky was arrested Wednesday after she allegedly shoplifted from a Walmart in Boardman Township, authorities told Fox 8.

Her mugshot has since garnered media attention due to the pronounced tattoos on her face. What appears to be a spider’s web is stretched across her forehead while skull-like features surround her eyes, cover her nose and can be spotted on the sides of her face and on the skin above and below her lips.

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Hotel apologizes for horrifying ‘dummy’ of family’s deceased son

Travel operator TUI UK has apologized to and refunded a British couple after hotel staff at a resort in Jamaica attempted to create an effigy of their now-deceased son.

Karen Baker, a friend of the couple, told the BBC that her friends, Andrew and Faye Stephens, have made a tradition of celebrating their deceased son’s birthday every year since he died in 2014. The Evening Standard reported that Alex Stephens died after falling from a balcony while on vacation in Spain.

Baker, who traveled to Jamaica with the Stephens family, asked the hotel staff at the Royalton Jamaica Resort to put balloons and cake in the room to honor Alex.

Instead, Baker found a dummy of Alex that left her “horrified.”

Read it HERE.

300 lbs. Woman Pleads Guilty to Fatally Crushing Boyfriend

Erie police investigators charged that Thomas killed Butler during a March 18 attack at the couple’s apartment at 1019 East Ave. Thomas told investigators that she cut Butler in the hand with a folding knife struck him in the head with a table leg during a confrontation.

Thomas also said she placed her head on the couch so a portion of her body would be on Butler’s head, police said. Investigators wrote in the affidavit of probable cause that Thomas weighs approximately 300 pounds and Butler weighed approximately 120 pounds.

Butler’s death was ruled a homicide “caused by respiratory insufficiency secondary to blunt force trauma to the neck and thoracic compression, exacerbated by blunt force trauma to the head,” according to the affidavit.

Police said Butler’s body was found on the living room floor at the residence after Thomas called 911 and reported she had killed an individual.

Read it HERE.

Utah Man Arrested After Allegedly Hammering Ice Pick-Like Tool Into Roommate’s Genitals

A Utah man was charged for allegedly torturing his roommate and then hammering an ice pick-like tool through his genitals.

Jason Dee Maughn, 45, was charged on September 5, following the August 30 incident in Salt Lake County, Utah. Maughn, who was booked on Sunday, was charged with first-degree felony aggravated kidnapping, first-degree felony sexual assault, second-degree felony aggravated assault and second-degree felony mayhem.

The suspect was arrested on November 18, in Riverside, California, without incident, Unified Police Sgt. Melody Gray told the Deseret News. Gray said Maughn was believed to be staying with a relative.

According to police, Maughn got into an argument with his roommate because he allegedly believed that the roommate had assaulted a woman. Police were not able to verify those allegations, Deseret News reported.

During the argument, Maughn allegedly held a shotgun to his roommate´s head and made the man sit in a chair before handcuffing him. According to the statement of probable cause, Maughn told the victim he could “either be taken to the desert to be killed or Maughn could drive a nail into [victim´s] penis.”

Maughn then allegedly threatened to shoot the victim if he attempted to fight back. After the victim chose the latter option, Maughn allegedly used a rusty hammer to drive a ice pick-like tool through the victim’s penis and into a 2×4 board placed under the victim.

Read it HERE.

Doctors Aren’t Sure How This Even Came Out of a Patient

Somehow, a man coughed up an intact blood clot shaped like a lung passage.

On Tuesday, The New England Journal of Medicine tweeted the most recent addition to its photo series of the most visually arresting medical anomalies. The image is of a mysterious, branchlike structure that, posted elsewhere, would probably pass for a cherry-red chunk of some underground root system or a piece of bright reef coral. But this is no creature of the deep. It’s a completely intact, six-inch-wide clot of human blood in the exact shape of the right bronchial tree, one of the two key tubular networks that ferry air to and from the lungs. And it was coughed up in one piece.

The clot is beautiful, and it’s also kind of gross. The tweet received a slew of replies from those frightened that the photo showed an actual coughed-up lung, which is about as likely to happen as your brain falling out of your butt. But even the doctors who treated the 36-year-old man who produced the clot aren’t entirely sure how it could have emerged without breaking.

Read it HERE.

World’s first sex robot for women launched complete with customizable penis, fake stubble, and Brad Pitt’s chiseled torso

REALBOTIX, the company behind the RealDolls sex robots, is ready to start full production on its first male doll, called Henry.

Henry might appear to be every heterosexual girl’s dream, with his rugged appearance and angular cheekbones which have been compared to a “young Brad Pitt”.

But whatever the claims of his performance between the sheets, he still can’t take the bins out.

However, Henry does come equipped with a silicone penis that can be customised – though it’s not yet bionic.

All 5′ 11″ of Henry can be yours for around £7,800 ($10,000) but the price varies depending on the specifications the buyer selects.

He’s also well-equipped – in an AI sense – and can recite poetry or the lyrics to your favourite songs as well as tell jokes.

Henry can also welcome you home after a long day – all with a British accent, if you want.

The company does produce a range of male dolls, which can be customised to some extent.

While the basic dolls – also called Michael, Mick and Nate – have a basic design things such as eye and hair colour can be selected, as well as skin tone.

Buyers can also select penis type, which can be detachable.

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Woman attacked boyfriend for not having sex with her: cops

She was in the mood, but her partner wasn’t — so she attacked him, resulting in her second arrest in 14 months for battering a man for not having sex with her, according to a report.

Rebecca Lynn Phelps, 31, of Hudson, Florida, was busted on a charge of domestic battery after she allegedly assaulted a man, with whom she shares a child, inside their home on Thanksgiving night when he turned down her sexual advances, The Smoking Gun reported.

According to an arrest report obtained by the website, the victim was asleep just before midnight Thursday when Phelps entered the bedroom “and grabbed his genitals wanting to have sex.”

The sleepy man “said no” and went back to bed, according to the police document.

At some point, Phelps returned to the bedroom and “started tapping the victim’s leg.” The man “pretended to be asleep to ignore the defendant who is intoxicated,” the arrest report says.

But the horny woman apparently was not having it and “scratched the victim on his left eye causing it to swell and turn black and blue,” according to the arrest report.

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Man Behind Bars Following Arrest In Bizarre Potato Rage Incident

A Florida Man upset that his baked potato was undercooked allegedly stabbed a woman in the head with a fork in a domestic spud rage incident early this morning, cops report.
Kenneth Crumpton, 36, was busted today on a felony aggravated battery with a weapon charge in connection with the 12:30 AM attack inside a Jacksonville-area residence. Crumpton, seen at right, is being held in the Nassau County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond.

Read it HERE.

Woman clubs boyfriend, sits on his face for refusing oral sex

A “very violent” mohawked Missouri woman clobbered her live-in lover as she demanded he perform oral sex on her, the victim and authorities said.

Amy Nicole Parrino, 43, was busted on charges of domestic assault and sexual abuse for the Sunday night incident that occurred at Parrino and the man’s Boone County home, according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun.

During the 9:45 p.m. attack, Parrino allegedly punched the man up to 25 times and struck him with a belt, cellphone and brass plate, according to the court filing.

Then a naked Parrino chased the man around the house as he pleaded for her to “leave him alone.”

But Parrino did not relent, as she “pushed him to the ground and then sat on his face,” the victim told police, according to the affidavit.

The victim told investigators that while Parrino “was sitting on his face she said to him ‘eat my p—-y,’” the court document states.

Read it HERE.

You just can’t make stuff like this up.