It looks like unknown comedian Noel Casler didn’t get the memo about “Trump fatigue.” People are so sick of the liberal media and entertainers bad-mouthing the President that they are tuning out in droves. The only ones sticking with this ratings Kryptonite are CNN and Saturday Night Live, neither of which has much of an audience. Casler apparently doesn’t care as he’s trying desperately to get noticed. The former staffer on The Apprentice broke a non-disclosure agreement to claim that Donald Trump was an abuser of both drugs and underage girls in a shameless and jokeless “comedy” routine.
In this video of his stand-up comedy, Noel Casler claims that he worked on The Celebrity Apprentice with Donald Trump for 6 seasons. When he announced this, the 3 people in the audience booed. He also claimed that he worked on several beauty pageants previously owned by Trump and this is where he started dishing the dirt:
“I worked on a bunch of those beauty pageants he had in the nineties too. That was a good idea, Miss teen universe? Yeah, that’s like giving Jeffrey Dahmer a cooking show. He would line up the girls on the side of the stage, and he would inspect them literally, he would stick his little freaking doll fingers in their mouth and look at their teeth. I’m not kidding, this is true, he would line them up like they were pieces of meat. He’d be like, ‘You, you, and you, if you want to win I’m in the penthouse suite, come and see me.’ Yep. If Trump had a cooking show they’d caught the douchebag diet. McDonald’s, chocolate ice cream, and girls that look like Ivanka are all he ever eats,” said Casler.
Two cooking show references in the same joke? This guy definitely needs to work on his material.
After accusing Trump of statutory rape, Calser then added drug addict:
“He’s a speed freak. He crushes up his Adderall and he sniffs it because he can’t read, so he gets really nervous when he has to read the cue cards,” Casler said. “That’s why he’s sniffing when you see him in debates and when he’s reading…he’s out of his mind.”
Casler then makes the obligatory comparison between Trump and Hitler by noting that the Nazis invented “methamphetamine” to keep fighter pilots awake, saying, “so it makes sense that Trump would use it to hate-tweet.”
Casler tried to authenticate his tale tales with this bit of legally-troubling information:
“I’m not kidding this is true. I had a 24-page NDA non-disclosure agreement, I didn’t know that he was becoming president, now it’s no way dumbass, I’m telling you everything I know,” Casler said.
Presumably Casler is going for a Stormy Daniels-esque rise to fame with this nonsense but it won’t work out so well for him. That’s not to say things are great for the porn actress who broke her NDA and claimed she had an affair with Trump, but it will be much worse for Casler. In breaking the NDA Calser will be hit with the financial penalties that come along with it and that could be millions of dollars. At least Stormy Daniels has stripping and porn to makes some money, while it’s doubtful playing rooms with a handful of people pays Casler very much.
The problems compound for Casler because he has made some extremely salacious accusations against the President that he can’t possibly back up. This is called slander and is something that Trump could sue Casler for and win very easily.
This is a calculated risk Casler has taken. He’s hoping that spewing these lies at President Trump will catapult him into the big time and that the benefits of fame will offset the penalties for breaking the NDA and slander. There’s just one problem with his plan: he’s not funny. People don’t even care anymore when genuinely funny people make Trump jokes, so why would they be interested in some unknown hack doing it?
Casler will get a little bit of notice for accusing Trump of abusing drugs and women, but he’ll be forgotten in a few days. All that will leave him with is some massive legal bills and judgements with no boost in his career to show for it.
