Internet Pan Handling: How to Get Paid for Doing Nothing

The Daily Mail published an article about a bum who “earns” a living sitting on his ass, talking about his personal problems and smoking the devil’s lettuce. Normally we see such scum on street corners or in front of liquor stores begging for change, but why limit your options to such a small donor base when there’s millions of people in cyberspace willing to cough up their cash to support your sloth?

It beggars belief! New Yorker, 25, earns up to $4,000 a month by live-streaming his day and asking social media followers for donations to pay his rent and so he can buy marijuana and video games

One New Yorker has found a way to earn up to $4,000 a month: by asking for donations on social media.

Jovan Hill, 25 – who was profiled by The New York Times, makes a living by live streaming about this daily life and asking for donations.

Hill takes to a number of platforms – including YouTube, Periscope and Twitter – to sustain his lifestyle and encourage followers to give.

In one seven-minute video, according to the Times, Hill talks about how he wants to move to Los Angeles and says: ‘I’m very poor today. So if you want any tax write-offs, please donate to the Jovan charity.’

Yes, he’s so poor. What a poor, tortured soul. He gets $4,000 dollars a month! I’m sorry, that is not poor. And he gets that for what? Going online and telling sob stories about his life. It’s the same as traditional begging but instead of holding a sign that reads, “Broke. Need Money,” he just films himself and spews out his “poor me” routing all over the world.

Hill’s live-streams are between 10 and 30 minutes long, occurring about three times a day.

The videos are filmed with an iPhone and Hill will go on a stream of consciousness, whether it’s talking about the news, telling stories about his childhood, smoking weed or eating food.

At least once during the course of the video, he’ll ask for money.

His monthly expenses include $1,300 rent for his Brooklyn apartment, $100 to spend on thrift store T-shirts, and additional living expenses including marijuana, video games and money for his mother.

There’s a life well spent. Who spends $100 a month on t-shirts? And sorry, but marijuana is not a “living expense” and neither are video games. If you need pot to live you have a serious problem and I’d suggest seeking treatment. As for money for dear ol’ ma? This man is a con-artist and I doubt she ever sees a dime. That is if she even exists.

Hill told The Times that he earns at least $4,000 a month through donations from his various accounts, which combined hold more than 200,000 followers.

In addition to donations, loyal followers can unlock videos on Patreon, a membership platform, for $1 a month.

He also ‘shames and entices’ fans to give him money on Twitter by posting screenshots of donations made to his Venmo account.

In The Times’ profile, Hill says he grew up in Missouri City, Texas, raised by a single mother with 11 siblings.

He first realized how generous social media users could be when he reached out to his Tumblr followers in 2016 after his grandmother’s power was turned off due to late bills.

Hill says he only expected to raise a couple of hundred dollars – but ended up raking in the $3,000 his grandmother owed.

‘That was the first time I realized my followers care about my well-being,’ he told the newspaper.

Rather, that was the first time he realized how fucking gullible many of the general public are and how if you spin a tale of woe that’s good enough, they’ll fork over the dough.

He attended Texas State University but ended up dropping out a few months before graduating and moved to New York City for a fresh start.

Hill first worked at a movie theater in Chelsea as a concession worker but told The Times that he made less there than he did live-streaming.

‘I was making less money at the movie theater than sitting in my room live-streaming five times a day,’ he told the newspaper. ‘So why go to work?’

Why work? Oh, I don’t know. Maybe to contribute to society? Maybe a sense of self-respect? But that term is certainly foreign to him because he obviously has none. You know, one time I ran out of gas and had not even a dime to fill my car’s tank. It took me about an hour before I could force my shame aside and ask someone for a couple bucks to get home and I still felt like shit afterwards because of it. I just do not understand how people like this live with themselves.

The 25-year-old is part of a growing group of live-stream influencers who showcase them going about their day for hours, although many don’t have a large following.

Hill’s own roommate in Crown Heights, 22-year-old Jake Garner, whom he met on Tumblr, is another livestreamer.

‘Pop culture is so boring now compared to what it used to be, so a lot more people are clinging onto people online,’ Garner told The Times.

Javon is the perfect stereotype of the Millennial generation that feels they don’t need to work and should have everything handed to them on a silver platter. In the end I don’t know who is more pathetic, Javon or the people that enable him by giving him money for nothing. Way to go, you high tech hobo. A “man” who knows no shame.