Cops, more than anyone, should know that filming your crimes is a very stupid thing to do. For some reason one officer in Louisiana never considered the possibility that his cell phone videos of him having sex with animals would one day be used against. Inevitably they were and the cop was charged with 40 counts related to filming and sexually assaulting animals. You think going to prison as an ex-police officer is tough, try explaining to the other inmates you’re a dog-f*cker.
38-year-old Terry Yetman is a patrol officer with Bossier City, La Police Department. His hobbies include making homemade bestiality porn videos. Okay, that might be his own hobby, I didn’t check out his Facebook page. In any case, he was arrested on Wednesday for sexually abusing animals.
The Shreveport Times reports that the Louisiana State Police Special Investigation Unit began investigating Yetman in August of this year. There’s no explanation why they were investigating, but at some point they discovered he had videos of himself banging animals on his phone. Investigators got a warrant and Yetman handed his phone over. Really? He knew what was on his phone and he just gave it to the investigators? It seems like the smart thing to do would have been to smash it with a hammer like Hillary Clinton.
I feel like there’s a huge amount of missing information in this story. Why were the State Police investigating Yetman in the first place? How were they able to find the videos on his phone before they obtained a warrant? The only thing I can think of is this guy was posting his videos on the Internet which would be the third insanely stupid thing he did. Geez, maybe I should check out his Facebook page.
Yetman was charged with 20 counts of sexual abuse of animals by performing sexual acts with an animal, and 20 counts of sexual abuse of animals by filming sexual acts with an animal.
I know what you are thinking: This happened in Louisiana, is this even a crime? Texas only recently made bestiality illegal and Louisiana isn’t nearly as progressive as the Lone Star State. Apparently this is a serious crime in bayou country as Yetman is being held on a bail of $350,000. Murderers get out of jail for less.
Another key piece of missing information is that authorities haven’t identified what kind of animals Yetman is accused of having sex with. They did indicate it was multiple animals and that one of them had been rescued and placed in foster care, so presumably one was a dog. I guess it could be a cat, but let’s be honest, getting your junk near sharp kitty claws is probably not something most people have the balls to do.
Here’s my favorite part about this story:
Yetman will remain on paid administrative leave pending the outcome of an internal investigation…
They have at least 20 different videos of this guy performing sex acts with animals, but they are giving him the benefit of the doubt? I feel like even the police union would say in a case like this that the officer can be fired.
The moral of this story is, if you are going to break the law, don’t film your crimes. No, check that, the real lesson is: don’t fuck animals! That’s a thing that shouldn’t have to be said, but apparently it is.
