Justice is Served! Pedophile Killed in Michigan Prison

We all despise pedophiles. They are the most despicable “people” on earth. Whenever we see a story about pedophiles the comment section is always filled with statements like, “Have fun in prison,””Watch out for your corn hole, buddy,” “and “Hopefully some jailhouse justice will be served.” Well, let’s rejoice because one pedo was removed from our midst last night in Michigan!

Via Fox News

Inmate convicted in child porn case dies of injuries suffered in prison fight, authorities say

A man serving a 40-year sentence for his role in an international child pornography ring has died following a fight at a federal detention center in Michigan, authorities said Friday.

I think this little guy speaks for all of us on how we feel about the above sentence.

Christian Maire, 40, of New York, was pronounced dead following an altercation involving seven inmates Tuesday at the Milan detention center about 50 miles southwest of Detroit, a statement from the Federal Bureau of Prisons said.

Christian Maire. Once a pedophile, now a carcass.

“It’s a horrible tragedy and it seems something like this should have been able to be avoided,” Maire’s lawyer Mark Kriger told the Detroit News on Friday.

What fuckin’ planet do you live on? Go fuck yourself, Kriger! Kriger is clearly confused. I mean how is this a tragedy? To me this is like being given a basket of adorable puppies! It’s wonderful!

I’m so delighted about this, if I was Julie Andrews I’d be dancing among the wildflowers in the Bavarian Alps! In fact, I might just go do that anyway!

“The hills are alive, with the cries of pedos!”

I mean, the only tragedy here is that children were victimized and exploited by this monster. This should be a time of celebration, not sorrow!

Three of the other inmates involved were treated for serious injuries and two prison staff members had minor injuries, the statement said.

Details of how Maire was injured weren’t immediately released, but the death was being investigated as an apparent homicide.

I’d love to know the details, hopefully they will be released later and it was a long, drawn out, agonizing death, because the more this piece of trash suffered, the happier it will make me. As happy as this picture will make our cat fans out there . . .

Meanwhile, one source familiar with the investigation told the Detroit News that at least one attacker was armed with a shiv or homemade knife.

The prison was placed on “limited operational status” with visiting suspended.

Prison is no place for pedophiles. I say that not because awesome things like this happen to them there, I totally condone this sort of treatment for pedos. Pedos being killed in prison shouldn’t happen though because they shouldn’t be locked up in the first place, they ought to be summarily put to death by our own justice system and not make the inmates have to take care of the problem for us.

I hope this article lifted everyone’s spirits and brightened your moods as much as it did mine.