Media Has Explosive Sh*t Hemorrhage After Trump Serves Burgers To NCAA Champs

One has to marvel at the ability of Donald Trump to troll the media and he will be hard-pressed to top his latest extravaganza…

The anti-Trump media had another hysterical hissy fit on Monday when President Trump welcomed the NCAA Champion Clemson Tigers to the White House and laid out a dinner spread from America’s most popular fast food restaurants.

The Tigers were fresh off of stunning the football world with their demolition of the previously unbeatable Alabama Crimson Tide who many had crowned as the greatest college football team of all time but that was before they endured a nationally televised butt-kicking that was every bit as ugly as the 44-16 final score.

Given the intense lobbying by the Trump hating activist press over any team that accepts the traditional White House invitation when it comes from Trump, the very idea that Clemson was making the trip to D.C. had to grate on the purveyors of hateful propaganda but it was the unhealthy vittles that the POTUS served (and paid for) that triggered the daily explosion of hysteria.

They even deployed their armies Orwellian “fact checkers” on something as ridiculously trivial as this – like there aren’t Russian boogeymen to chase instead.

That Trump used the event and the highly caloric dinner as a masterful way to troll the Democrats over the government shutdown while dozens of them partied in Puerto Rico made it all the better as they collectively dumped their diapers and once again showed why millions of Americans have come to despise and distrust them.

Conservative talk radio legend Rush Limbaugh relished the opportunity to skewer the press and their fury that Trump would offer up hundreds of burgers, scores of fries and even pizza to the newly crowned champs.

Here’s an excerpt of the transcript via Rush’s official website, “Fast Food Meal Spurs Outbreak of Trump Derangement Syndrome”:

Perhaps the greatest example of Trump derangement syndrome today and what, in a sane world, would be a profoundly embarrassing piece of journalism, which is saying a lot given everything that’s happened during the Trump administration. The Washington Post is beside itself. And if you happen to receive the Washington Post daily email blast that is supposed to tell you what’s hot and what’s interesting and what’s leading the day in Washington Post news coverage, this story is at the top of all the news out there. This story is what the Washington Post apparently is the most proud of today.

Trump’s out there having fun with this, and he’s telling people that they had hamburgers stacked “a mile high,” and the Washington Post fact checked that! They fact checked Trump’s statements that hamburgers were piled a mile high. I mean, it is a figure of speech! It is a joke! It is a way of expressing yourself to say you had a lotta hamburgers in there. But the Washington Post writes, “FACT CHECK: At two inches each, a thousand burgers would not reach one mile high.” This is the No. 1 story they have put at the top their email blast.

This is the one they want everybody to read. This is the one they’re most proud of today. Now, imagine how many resources were put into this. Fact-checkers, arts and graphics people doing a diagram of where every burger was — wherever the Big Macs on the table, wherever the Burger King Whoppers and whatever the Wendy’s whatevers were. Imagine if all of those resources had been spent on looking into the corruption at the FBI, or the corruption at the DOJ, or how about the lobbyist-paid trip to Puerto Rico by Democrat members of Congress?

I mean, this is just… It is absurd, and it’s a great illustration of how they’ve lost their minds. And they’re not the only ones that are raising hell over this. This serving of fast food burgers at the White House to Clemson football team is being presented as yet another bit of evidence of how uncivilized, how ill-prepared, how unfit Donald Trump is to be president of the United States, that this is just… It’s embarrassing; it’s appalling.

Here’s a very small sample of the sh-t hemorrhage that erupted from the perpetually outraged political left:

In Reggie Bush’s case, the former college and NFL star would have likely licked pig slop right off of the floor had his USC Trojans won the national title when Barack Obama was in the White House and scored an invite and that what Dear Leader had on the menu. Just another miserable prick who hates Trump because of his skin color.

However, Clemson’s young superstar quarterback Trevor Lawrence begged to differ.

Eat it liberals!

Trump could have served the Tigers filet mignon and lobster and the media would still bitch about it just as they would if the president found a cure for cancer because they are no longer journalists but a collection of biased, Democratic party hacks.

He had two scoops of ice cream and now this? Just imagine the uproar had the feast been catered by Chick-fil-A.

The only question is whether the House Democrats will add this to their 100 + investigations of Trump and whether Al Green or Brad Sherman will introduce articles of impeachment over it.

Madness!