For some reason the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) thinks they can shame men into ditching meat by declaring traditional masculinity dead and giving men veggie boners. The idea being that real masculinity involves being a vegan. Actually, I have no idea what the message is. They released a video of a bunch of men who have vegetables instead penises.
PETA decided to unleash this unfortunate thing:
“Traditional” masculinity is DEAD. The secret to male sexual stamina is veggies. 😉 pic.twitter.com/51DUsqzyO3
— PETA (@peta) January 16, 2019
The first thing you may notice about this video is its gratuitous use of beta males to show off the new masculinity. There isn’t a normal meat-eating guy out there who identifies with these weasely wussbags. Nobody is watching this thing and thinking, “yeah, I want to be just like that sissy with the girl’s headband.” I don’t think the video would have turned anyone vegan if they used actual men, but you definitely ain’t making converts with these girly men.
The second thing you may observe is that PETA message is that being vegan transforms you into a sexual beast, which is absurd. The no meat/low-protein vegan diet makes people weak and pasty. This actually isn’t a problem since weak pasty beta males don’t get laid, but it’s an issue for the rest of us. There’s a pretty good reason why there are no vegan world class athletes: no meat means no strength or stamina. Same goes for banging.
High fat/high sugar diets would probably adversely effect performance in the bedroom, but eating meat doesn’t turn you into an old softy or a 30-second man. Where is the science to back this ridiculous claim that going vegan increase sexual stamina? It must some of that liberal science that says men wearing dresses are really women and that cold weather in the winter means the globe is getting warmer.
The only thing I can think of is that a vegan diet is pretty much the same thing as a bunny rabbit diet. Rabbits are prolific f*ckers, but I think we can all agree that humans are different than bunnies. This is like arguing that since pigs eat shit and are good at finding truffles if you eat shit you’ll also be top truffle finder. Actually, that’s probably PETA’s next silly ad campaign.
As part of this stupid campaign, PETA also tries to make the sport of hunting an un-manly thing to do:
Imagine having such a fragile sense of self that you’d torment, kill, and eat defenseless individuals just to look “manly.”
It certainly takes a bully to destroy the lives of sensitive, conscious “others” in an effort to validate one’s identity in terms of an archaic ideology dictating what it means to be a man. Bullfighters drunk on machismo stab and slaughter bulls for “sport.” Trophy hunters display dead animal parts on walls in desperate attempts to embody “big bwana” masculinity. A psychologist might say a man needs counseling if he tries to prove his manhood by gunning down a 2-pound bird or killing a struggling fish.
But what if that person was hungry and was trying catch some fish or ducks to feed his family? Is providing for one’s family also out in PETA’s new masculinity?
And finally, the dumbest thing about all of this:
If macho hero movies have taught us anything, it’s that having a moral code is totally manly. Having compassion demonstrates strength. Just think of Tarzan, the masculine legend who protected his animal friends and family.
Was Tarzan a vegan? Not only did he eat meat, I’m pretty sue he had sex with animals. He was all about the nature and used all resources available to him.
This PETA bullshit is part of a bigger liberal war on men in which the simple act of being a man is “toxic.” Hey, we built, formed, and invented everything great plus we can kill spiders so back the f*ck off with this crap.
