Rapper Cardi B (Yes, I know. “Who?”) viciously attacked President Trump and all of his supporters on Wednesday. And obviously this made headlines because of her enormous qualifications to pontificate on such matters. These qualifications include, being “a member of the Bloods, and has said she was a gang member since the age of 16.” She was also fired from a supermarket job at age 19, whereupon she took the advice of the manager at that store and became a stripper. “She says stripping was her only way out, a way to earn enough money to escape her dire situation and get an education,” I’d almost be OK with that (although I wouldn’t want to see it), that’s not an illegal activity. But it’s not true because, “She attended Borough of Manhattan Community College before eventually dropping out.” How many credits did she earn and in what curriculum is anyone’s guess. But they probably weren’t related to political science. So much for getting an education. Long story short, she went on to join the ranks of one of the most noble professions . . . being a rapper.
So now that we know a little bit about her qualifications here’s what she had to say.
Rapper Cardi B Melts Down: Slams Government Shutdown, Calls Trump Supporters ‘F**king Racist Rednecks’
Rapper Cardi B lashed out at President Trump again Wednesday, criticizing the government shutdown and calling supporters of the president “f**king racist rednecks.”
In a series of videos posted to Instagram, Cardi B attacked the president and his supporters in vulgar terms.
“I don’t want to hear any of y’all motherfuckers talkin’ ’bout, ‘Oh, but Obama shut down the government for 17 days.’ Yeah, bitch, for healthcare!” she said. “So your grandma could check her blood pressure and you bitches could go check y’all pussy at the gynecologist with no mother fuckin’ problem!”
Grandma can most likely check her blood pressure at the local pharmacy for free, and as for your revolting gynecologist remark? By the looks of you, you probably need to get that thing checked at least once a week. But let’s leave your crassness out of it for a moment. You were talking about healthcare. You mean Obama’s old chestnut about, “If you like your health care plan, you can keep it?” The phrase that in 2013 Politifact labeled as the “Lie of the Year?” That wonderful “Affordable Healthcare Act” that was a complete failure and lead to “imploding health-insurance markets and skyrocketing premiums?” Is that the one you mean? Yeah, that was worth shutting down the government for.
“This shit is really fucking serious bro. This shit is crazy. Our country is in a hellhole right now. All for a fucking wall.”
Cardi B just posted this on Instagram #CardiB2020 pic.twitter.com/zg4prRUfdG
— jordan (@JordanUhl) January 16, 2019
And how come she gets to call America a hellhole and Trump can’t call other countries shitholes? That’s not fair, but be that as it may, what exactly is it that makes her see things this way? Can she cite examples? No, or she certainly would have. Let’s assume she was referring to the government shutdown specifically. How has this affected her to make her so incensed? She also doesn’t say.
In a previous video, the “Bodak Yellow” rapper said, “You promised these fucking racist rednecks that you was gonna build the wall, but you know that was impossible.”
I beg your pardon, ma’am but isn’t calling us rednecks a racist attack? And the wall is not an impossibility. All your buddies need to do to end this shutdown is give us what we want, indeed what we were promised. Trump won the election partially on his pledge that he would build a wall. He’s trying to keep his promise. It’s the DEMOCRATS that are not letting that happen, therefore isn’t this whole thing their fault?
I’d also like to take a look at some of the lyrics to “Bodak Yellow,” which is apparently her big claim to fame. Let’s look for any signs of intelligence in here.
“Said little bitch, you can’t fuck with me
If you wanted to
These expensive, these is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes
Hit the store, I can get ’em both
I don’t wanna choose
She can get ’em both? Does she mean the left and the right shoe? I didn’t know they sold shoes by the each.
And I’m quick, cut a nigga off
So don’t get comfortable
Look, I don’t dance now
I make money moves
This kind of stuff goes on for a while more . . .
If I see you and I don’t speak
That means I don’t fuck with you
I’m a boss, you a worker bitch
I make bloody moves
Now she says she gon’ do what to who?
Let’s find out and see, Cardi B
Etc, etc . . . a mental giant, is she not?
I be in and out them banks so much
I know they’re tired of me
Honestly, don’t give a fuck
‘Bout who ain’t fond of me
So she’s rich and boastful about it. Typical rap fare. Nothing new here, but is there ever? And now the pièce de résistance . . .
I might just chill with your boo
I might just feel on your babe
My pussy feel like a lake
He wanna swim with his face
And that’s where I’m going to end it because I just became seriously nauseated. Brain activity discovered in these lyrics? Zero.
“But they voted for you and you promised them this shit so now you have to do it,” she said.
That’s right! So let him do it!
Cardi B went off on Donald Trump yesterday, calling him a 'clout chaser' who just ruins peace and wants validation from black people! 👏
She also talks about immigrants, racists and his 'build a wall' controversy! pic.twitter.com/Q2qGRDrAnL
— Music News Facts (@musicnewsfact) January 16, 2019
In another video posted to her social media this week, the 26-year-old fantasized about beating up the president.
“Like I swear to God, if I was there, I would have punched the motherfuckin’–I would have motherfuckin’ punched the wig out of Trump, bro,” the New York rapper said in response to Trump serving McDonald’s to Clemson football players.
Hello, Secret Service? Did you catch that? I’d have a little chat with this woman if I were you.
And as for the McDonald’s thing, the only people that had a problem with it are the liberal media and idiots like you that see racism where it doesn’t exist. In fact, an assistant coach for the Clemson team, Miguel Chavis stated, “The team loved it. The families loved it, and everyone was so hospitable and welcoming in the White House. It’s a pretty cool tradition that the National Champions get to visit the White House.”
No complaints there. And as for “if I was there . . . ” Don’t worry. Your odds of being invited to the White House are about as good as me buying any of the “music” you produce. Skank.
Oh, and since the content of your lyrics reveals that you think money means everything, your net worth is about $8 million. Your President’s is around $3.1 billion. So in actuality, and to paraphrase you, “He’s a boss, you a worker bitch.”