If you haven’t noticed, the democrats latest outrage is that President Trump is sabotaging the U.S. Postal Service to block an all-mail-in election and thus steal his reelection. This fact-free hysteria has the minions worked up and there are wild conspiracies floating around that Trump is physically removing mailboxes and mail trucks to suppress the vote. Like everything liberal, this is all complete BS.
Hollywood Resister Jamie Lee Curtis blew the lid off of President Trump’s secret plan:
I swear, in broad daylight, the driver of the red truck had a red cap on with white letters. Conspiracy? Outright attempt at stealing the election by denying the access of the @USPS ? Let’s not let it happen! @JoeBiden pic.twitter.com/gG765Caldm
— Jamie Lee Curtis (@jamieleecurtis) August 11, 2020
Did the white letters on the red cap read “MAGA” or was it related to whatever towing company this guy works for? Maybe a better question is: is this liberal kook out of her mind? The answer is yes because she thinks that Trump has deployed and army of white MAGA hat guys to steal postal trucks to keep people from voting by mail. Logistically speaking it would be easier and cheaper to simply disable the vehicles where they are but, whatever.
Fellow Hollywood Resistance nut Mia Farrow found some even more sinister evidence that Trump is sabotaging the USPS:
A friend in Portland Oregon sounding the alarm as post boxes are being removed from neighborhoods. He sent this pic. pic.twitter.com/yCZPhJqgDQ
— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) August 14, 2020
It must be true if Susan Rice thinks so:
WTH?? https://t.co/N8Wh3icuW9
— Susan Rice (@AmbassadorRice) August 14, 2020
This one was so dastardly that even Joe “Basement Bunker” Biden had to chime in:
Biden on USPS at virtual fundraiser tonight, per @hollyotterbein
“They’re going around literally with tractor trailers picking up mailboxes. You oughta go online and check out what they’re doing in Oregon. I mean, it’s bizarre!” pic.twitter.com/zcd0pzj9Jd
— Johnny Verhovek (@JTHVerhovek) August 14, 2020
Unfortunately there is a perfectly logical and non-Trump-related conspiracy explanation for all of this. KATU reports:
Is someone taking mailboxes from around Portland?
A social media post, appearing to show someone putting USPS boxes into a truck gained a lot of traction online.
So, KATU dug into it and found out the post office is the one removing the boxes to replace them because they’re old.
That sounds like what the democratic party should do with Joe Biden.
And finally, here’s a major conspiracy from Def-Con News world headquarters hometown of Burbank, CA brought to you by former NBA player Rex Chapman.
Burbank, California:
In your entire life have you ever seen a LOCKED mailbox at the USPS?
Now you have.
A disgrace and immediate threat to American democracy. Shame on them. Shame on the GOP.
Where are you @senatemajldr ? pic.twitter.com/YcbVUTnv37
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 17, 2020
Actually I have seen mailboxes locked in my life because I live right down the street from these particular ones. They have been locking them for years after business hours because assholes like to steal the mail.
But hey, don’t take my word for it, here’s an article from April 2016 when Obama was president:
Thieves raiding Valley mailboxes prompt Postal Service to take action
Turns out that fishing, or stealing mail, has become so common that postal officials have been retrofitting boxes around the San Fernando Valley and other areas to make them more tamper proof, said Richard J. Maher, spokesman for Post Office operations in Los Angeles and Orange counties.
“We do this where we have had incidents, or there is a problem where the box may be out in a not very well lit public place. The boxes have been retrofitted all over Southern California,” he said.
As you can see, there is a logical explanation for everything, which is why liberals are going postal on all of it; they hate logic.
Just wait until some liberal gets a piece of mail from Russia and then they can tie everything back to a Trump/Russia collusion conspiracy.
