Inept Islamic Terrorist Intercepted Before He Could Attack The White House

If you’re going to dream, dream big. One Hasher Jallal Taheb who has never even fired a gun was arrested Wednesday for devising an elaborate terrorist plot to attack the White House and several other locations in the Washington D.C. area.

The Smoking Gun reports 

Wannabe Martyr Busted For White House Plot
Nitwit, 21, never shot a gun, but had “watched some videos”

JANUARY 16–The wannabe martyr arrested today for scheming to attack several Washington, D.C. targets had never fired a gun, but assured his fellow plotters–both of whom were actually undercover FBI operatives–that he would use a shoulder-fired anti-tank weapon to “blow a hole in the White House.”

Is that so? Depending on the model, the AT-4 that he intended to use in this Jihad weighs in at 14.8 lbs or 18 lbs. So I doubt this scrawny little bastard could even lift it. I mean look at this little puke!

Pencil neck Hasher Jallal Taheb. If David Hogg turned Muslim . . .

Like many prior radicalized nitwits, Hasher Jallal Taheb, 21, appeared penniless and relied heavily on the undercover agents to move the plot forward, according to a complaint filed today in U.S. District Court in Atlanta, Georgia.

While acknowledging his lack of experience with weapons, Taheb, seen at right, assured his cohorts that he “had never shot a gun but could learn easily” and had “watched some videos…of how grenades explode.”

Haha! This prick is really funny! Now I know I’ve heard something similar to this before. Where was it? Where was it? Oh, I remember now!

Never fired a weapon, and he thought he could operate this effectively . . .

Like I said, dream big.

According to the complaint, Taheb wanted to attack the White House on January 17 using firearms, “backpacks with explosives,” and an AT-4 anti-armor weapon (pictured above). During a meeting Saturday, Taheb explained that his terrorist troupe would “attack the White House by approaching from the back road, causing a distraction for police, and then proceeding into the White House.”

Taheb was arrested today after he met with other FBI undercover agents to swap his car for weapons and explosives to be used in the planned White House assault. Taheb was the only individual not affiliated with the FBI who was involved in any aspect of the alleged plot.

And this isn’t the first time the sawed off fan of ISIS had been arrested. WSB-TV reports that, “Taheb’s first encounter with local authorities involved a habit neighbors told Channel 2 they often observed — the then-teen’s reckless driving through their Cumming subdivision.

A 2014 incident report details a neighbor telling authorities Taheb ran his leg over during a dispute about the teen’s driving.

The next year, deputies released Taheb and a friend to their mothers after complaints they’d filled a hallway full of smoke when they were caught with pipes and marijuana near a local Subway.

But a 2015 criminal trespassing case would land Taheb in the Forsyth County jail twice.”

Here’s two of the little shit stain’s previous mugshots.

Maybe not radicalized at this point, as he’s not sporting the required mangy terrorist beard, but definitely still an asshole.

During a December 14 meeting with an FBI undercover agent, Taheb said that he wanted to attack the White House, the Lincoln Memorial, the Washington Monument, and “a specific synagogue.” The complaint does not reveal how Taheb planned to carry out this audacious plan. But it does note that he wanted to locate a “base” where his fellow plotters could “regroup,” and where he could “give a speech to motivate people.”

The FBI first learned of Taheb in March, when a local law enforcement representative passed on a tip from a “community member” concerned that Taheb had “become radicalized, changed his name, and made plans to travel abroad.”

The New York Times adds, “Mr. Taheb went with them to a parking lot in Buford, Ga., where he thought they would be trading their vehicles for three assault rifles, three explosive devices and the shoulder-fired weapon, according to the affidavit. The F.B.I. brought the weapons he had requested to the scene in a tractor-trailer.

Mr. Taheb was arrested after taking possession of them, the affidavit states.”

So as incompetent as this little goat-loving Jihadi was, he was dead serious about doing this. How many more like him are out there? Off to Gitmo with him!