LA Rams Won’t Have To Worry About Snubbing Trump White House Invite Now

Liberals once again find themselves hanging on the tree of woe after Sunday’s Super Bowl was won by “Trump’s team” the New England Patriots and their superstar quarterback Tom Brady who just snagged his fifth ring.

The left which just can’t get the taste of Kaepernick out of their mouths spent much of the pregame week bashing Brady and the Pats with the Daily Beast even going so far as to smear all New England fans of being white supremacists, a new low for website whose parent company has Bill and Hillary’s demon child Chelsea Clinton as a board member.

It was up to the Los Angeles Rams and their boy genius coach Sean McVay to take out the Patriots and deliver the Vince Lombardi Trophy to California for the first time since the pre-Kaepernick version of the San Francisco 49ers but like the last presidential election, things went very badly for the Golden State and the communist Politburo in Sacramento that is planning to turn the entire USA into a larger version of it.

The Rams were bitch-smacked by the Patriots and it was as ugly as it gets thanks to the putridity of quarterback Jared Goff who put up one of the biggest stinkers in the history of the big game despite a defense that was balls out playing their asses off and up until the fourth quarter, had held the vaunted Brady offense to an astonishing three points.

The erratic Goff was like a deer in the headlights and repeatedly missed receivers, took horrible sacks instead of throwing the ball away and finally busted a cap into the asses of his own team with a killer interception on a potential game-tying drive late in the fourth quarter.

Even worse than Goff? How about McVay who despite his quarterback’s inability to execute even the most rudimentary of plays, continued to dial up passes instead of running the ball using the mysteriously benched Todd Gurley, arguably the best running back in the NFL.

McVay and Goff’s failure to show up may have resulted in the worst Super Bowl in history which is apropos given the onslaught of virtue-signaling multi-million dollar advertisements that rubbed the “values” of Silicon Valley liberals and snooty celebs into the faces of fans but it also prevented the Rams’ snubbing of President Trump’s White House invitation had they won the game.

Last week, the smug McVay tipped everyone off that the Rams would make an anti-Trump statement along the lines of what the Philadelphia Eagles did last year.

But shit happens and that shit was McVay’s playcalling and failure to utilize his best player in a three-point game by keeping Gurley on the sidelines and depriving the lunatic left of their chance to gloat over a Patriots loss.

Speaking of shit, an unnamed Patriots player had it right when he predicted that Goff would “shit his pants” on the big stage which he did.

And as for rubbing salt into the left’s open wound, there was Brady himself calling a “REAGAN” audible late in the game which will rank as one of the most epic trolls in sports history.

You can take one thing to the bank and it’s that the Patriots won’t dishonor America by snubbing Trump’s White House invite while the Rams and their “genius” coach will have the entire offseason to suck on their thumbs.

Karma bitches!