Liawatha Apologizes For Being Fauxcahontas And It’s Hilarious

Elizabeth Warren’s fake Native American heritgatge keeps getting funnier. She was busted for lying about being Cherokee Indian, but stuck to her tomahawks that she really was an Indian princess. After being goaded into taking a DNA test that proved she is 1/1024th American Indian, she tried to claim she never represented herself as such, but apologized for it anyway. Now, documents have surfaced showing that she actually did claim to be Native American. Basically we have have Liawatha apologizing for being Fauxcahontas and this shit couldn’t be any funnier.

Warren claimed to be Native American to help advance her academic career and was touted as a diversity hire, despite her raging whiteness. While she has always maintained that she really is Native American, she has also said that she never represented herself like this in any professional capacity. Then this popped up yesterday:

That’s a form Warren submitted to the Texas State Bar Association. As you can see, she clearly lists her race as “American Indian.” Not white and American Indian, just simply American Indian.

That’s definitive proof that Warren has passed herself off as American Indian professionally, but wait a second, what’s this?

Well gosh, that’s Warren on Meet the Press from March of last year saying that she never ever ever tried to represent herself as an American Indian.

“Look, I do know. I know who I am. Never used it for anything. Never got benefit from it anywhere,” said Warren of her bogus Cherokee heritage.

And then the plot thickened because Warren held a sparsely attended news conference and apologized for ever claiming she wasNnative American, which she also claims she never did.

Warren was asked if there are other documents out there like the Texas State Bar document in which she identifies as American Indian.

“All I know is that during this time period this is consistent with what I did because it was based on my understanding from my families stories,” said Warren.

So yes, there are many more documents out there in which Warren put herself down as an Indian princess.

After getting busted once again for lying, a reporter asked Warren if she has considered dropping out of the presidential race and she just turned and walked away without answering. Is that a no?

Unlike all of that crap that liberals claim is racist, like milk and trees, this is actual racism. Warren, a white European blue-eyed elitist, pretended to be Native American to help advance her career. This is like stolen valor only racist AF. She culturally appropriated Native American heritage, not to seem cool or hip but to put money in her pocket.

Lying about her nonexistent Indian blood is disqualifying and lying about never having used this lie in a professional manner is doubly disqualifying. Imagine if she were a Republican and how the liberal media would savage her over this shit. She may be getting a free pass from the press, but her campaign is already over. Nobody on the left is going to support her presidential bid.