Dumb Blonde Kristin Gillibrand is running for president and as a democrat that means pandering the black vote. This weekend she went to South Carolina to prove how relatable she is to black people and things didn’t go so well. While attempt to chow down at a chicken and waffle joint, the New York Senator showed that she has absolutely no idea how to eat fried chicken. This is not so much a pander fail due to excessive whiteness and more of an out of touch rich elitist who is oblivious to how regular people eat food.
Jasmine Wright is a political report for CNN who has apparently been imbedded in Kristin Gillibrand’s frivolous presidential campaign. She tweeted out some of the highlights from Gillibrand’s pander tour of South Carolina this weekend:
On her last day in SC, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand went to CHURCH. Several in fact.
You can see her in the front at her first stop, Mt Moriah Baptist in North Charleston. She gave brief remarks at the dias, and tried her hand at preaching.about Bible verse Ephesians 6:10 pic.twitter.com/ytwO0qgyaQ
— Jasmine Wright (@JasJWright) February 10, 2019
At the second church, Charity Baptist, Gillibrand struck a lighter note and said “I feel very called to be here today, in your worship service… He’s called each one of us to be here today to worship together as a family,” to the tunes of some “amens”
She was up dancing too. pic.twitter.com/k2ZybkQmBQ
— Jasmine Wright (@JasJWright) February 10, 2019
Too bad there’s no video. I’d be interested to see if she pulled a Hillary Clinton and preached in a bad attempt at a black accent. “I ain’t in no ways tired!”
And it just couldn’t be a panderama without eating some black people food:
She made another stop at Kiki’s Chicken and Waffles for a small business roundtable with about 20 black leaders.
Here she is sitting next to the one and only Kiki. Expect every 2020 dem hopeful to dine here at some point in the primary. pic.twitter.com/oVFipJkmbD
— Jasmine Wright (@JasJWright) February 9, 2019
So far so good, but then this happened:
Eventually the food is served & Gillibrand starts to eat her fried chicken with a fork. She looks around, sees other people eating with their hands and says “Um Kiki, do we use our fingers or forks for the chicken?”
Kiki said to use her fingers, and use her fingers she did. pic.twitter.com/jYO8DgSiBD
— Jasmine Wright (@JasJWright) February 9, 2019
Are you shitting me? Gillibrand is 52-years-old and she’s never eaten fried chicken before? Nothing says rich elitist snob more than being clueless as to how one eats a piece of fried chicken. If she was hoping to connect with the black people of South Carolina, all she really did was confirm that she’s one crazy white bitch.
The thing is, President Trump was once accused of improperly eating fried chicken and the liberal media savaged him:
Feathers fly over Donald Trump eating Kentucky Fried Chicken with a fork https://t.co/oKAlqVfQBX via @Deena_CNN pic.twitter.com/KLf9XMyFQG
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) August 2, 2016
He was even compared to a serial killer:
Donald Trump eats fried chicken like a sociopath (with a knife and fork): https://t.co/PQy0iq3F60 pic.twitter.com/AvhHafMeL5
— Slate (@Slate) August 2, 2016
How man stories do we think the liberal media will do about how Kristen Gillibrand is a sociopath for eating fried chicken with a knife and fork? It’ll be exactly zero and Trump wasn’t even trying to pander to black people; he’s just a billionaire who doesn’t like getting his fingers greasy.
It’s probably not a coincidence that Kristin Gillibrand took Hillary Clinton’s NY Senate seat. Neither one of these two rich elitists has any idea how to be a normal person and they both have made some epic fails while trying to pander to black people. Hillary claims she carries hot sauce in her purse and Kristen doesn’t know how to eat fried chicken.
I was also going to say they have both banged Bill Clinton but I’m not sure Hillary ever has.
