Body Cam Theater! Today’s Episode: “Harming Hamed”

It doesn’t get much better than this! As fans of “Body Cam Theater” we all love watching the cops gun down thugs, which is great entertainment by itself, but what if the thug was especially unsavory. What if there was something extraordinarily evil about him? Like, what if he was an Islamic terrorist? Wouldn’t that be a bonus? Well sit down and enjoy this one because that’s exactly what we’re going to see today.

Last month a deranged Islamic terrorist got perforated in a parking lot by an Arizona sheriff’s deputy and now, to our great delight, the body cam footage of the glorious incident has been released!

Via The Washington Examiner 

Bodycam footage shows ISIS suspect being shot by Arizona police officer

Police have released bodycam footage showing an Arizona sheriff’s deputy shooting a man who had pledged allegiance to the Islamic State.

Sgt. Brandon Wells shot Ismail Hamed, 18, outside a police substation in Maricopa County last month after Hamed called 911, telling the operator he had a knife and rocks. “My name is Ismail Hamed,” he said. “I live in Fountain Hills, and I’m owing my allegiance to the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria. I just want a cop to come real quick and I want to deal with them.”

Ismail Hamed. Perhaps the world’s worst terrorist. Great uni-brow though.

OK, so we’ve established that he’s a terrorist, but he’s not a very accomplished one. Because rather than striking stealthily and having the element of surprise on his side, he announced his intentions and was armed with a suicide vest? An AK-47? No, his weapon of choice was . . . rocks.

Wells’ body camera shows him approaching Hamed and asking for his ID. Hamed then begins throwing rocks at the officer.

Upping his game, but only just slightly, Ismail then produces . . . a knife.

Wells points his gun at Hamed and tells him to back off. “Drop it right now. Drop the knife,” Wells says as Hamed approaches him. “I will shoot you. Drop the knife.”

As Hamed continues approaching Wells, the officer fires twice and Hamed falls to the ground. Hamed was arrested and remains in police custody. He has been charged with aggravated assault and terrorism.

Now kick back and enjoy!

The Maricopa County Attorney’s Office alleges Hamed “intentionally or knowingly, did provide advice, assistance, direction or management” to ISIS.

I know, it’s more than a little disappointing that the terrorist didn’t die, but it sure puts a big old smile on my face to her him whimpering in pain. Aloha snackbar, dickhead.

*I was prompted to sign in to Youtube to verify my age as they somehow think this video is too scary for youngsters to see, which I don’t understand because I find it to be high comedy. Anyway, I think I got it working here without the age prompt, but if you have trouble viewing it, you can also see it HERE.