A former Donald Trump campaign staffer is claiming that he kissed her against her will in a story so hard to believe even the liberal media isn’t freaking out over it. There’s still time I suppose, but this the worst sexual assault allegation of all time. The woman describes a normal non-sexual encounter with Trump and even the witnesses she provided say it never happened. I don’t think even “Creep Porn Lawyer” Michael Avenatti would touch this one.
Alva Johnson was a director of outreach and coalitions for the 2016 Trump campaign. She alleged that in August, 2016 in Tampa, FL that Trump emerged from an RV at a rally and tried to kiss her against her will. She told The Washington Post that he took her by the hand an attempted to plant one right on her lips:
“He’s coming straight for my lips. So I turn my head, and he kisses me right on corner of my mouth, still holding my hand the entire time. Then he walks on out,” said Johnson.
What she just described was a normal way that men greet women they are friendly and familiar with. Trump allegedly gave her a polite kiss on the cheek and that’s it. To Johnson however, this was almost rape.
“I immediately felt violated because I wasn’t expecting it or wanting it. I can still see his lips coming straight for my face,” Johnson said.
The thing is, this never even happened. Johnson gave 2 witnesses to this so-called sexual assault and they both say she’s full of shit. Karen Giorno, the director of Trump’s Florida campaign told the WaPo the kiss “absolutely did not happen.”
Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi was also named by Johnson as a witness and this is here recollection:
“Do I recall seeing anything inappropriate? One hundred percent no. I’m a prosecutor, and if I saw something inappropriate, I would have said something,” said Bondi.
Johnson is suing Trump in federal court over this seeking unspecified damages for emotional pain and suffering. She also claims in the lawsuit that she was discriminated because she is a woman and was paid less than her male colleagues. What? No racism charges?
Actually, we can use racism to completely exonerate Trump in these baseless charges. The liberal media, democrats, and everyone on the left says Trump is the most racist person who ever existed. Alva Johnson is black and according to liberals, Trump hates black people. Why would he try to force himself on someone he dislikes because of the color of her skin? Maybe this is why the liberal media isn’t going off on this story. It contradicts their narrative too much.
Obviously President Trump isn’t the white supremacist that the liberal media makes him out to be so there are several other ways to prove this didn’t happen, besides the witnesses who said it didn’t happen: A)Trump clearly has a thing for hot blonde women, not ugly kinky-haired black chicks. B) If Trump were to force himself on someone, he sure as shit wouldn’t do it in front of a bunch of witnesses. C) In Johnson’s telling of the tale, Trump walked away after kissing her on the cheek, which is not something generally associated with sexual assault.
Alva Johnson is banking on the hysterical #MeToo movement to come to her rescue and believe her impossible to believe story. She’s hoping to cash in, but she should have done her research first. Trump’s lawyers will get this ridiculous suit tossed and she’ll be on the hook for the President’s legal fees. Just ask Stormy Daniels how that works.
