Spring break is traditionally a time when college students flock to the beaches for a week of drunken revelry, relaxation, and fornication. But times they are a changin’. A certain group of people took it upon themselves to reenact the 1992 Los Angeles riots using Miami as the setting.
Shocking video shows a group of bikini-clad women having a HUGE fight in Miami during Spring Break
It’s Spring Break in Miami, and fists are flying.
A shocking video has emerged on social media over the weekend showing a colossal brawl involving dozens of scantily-clad women in South Beach.
The cellphone recording, which was uploaded to the video-sharing site FlyHeight.com on Sunday, shows young women dressed in swimsuits and brightly colored beach coverups mercilessly pummeling one another in the middle of the road.
A row of vehicles, including a party bus, repeatedly honk for the brawlers to disperse, but they pay little attention to the din as they continue to wallop one another.
Multiple young men seen milling about between the brawling women with their cellphones out appear to do next to nothing to try and stop the violence.
In the video, one woman dressed in an orange one-piece bathing suit pins another woman dressed in white to the ground, and the two become locked in a furious hair-pulling tug-of-war.
A man’s voice is heard urging others to ‘get them up,’ while another responds with, ‘let them fight.’
A third male voice is heard warning the pugilists that they will be going to jail.
Not heeding the warning, the women continue tearing at one another.
Then two female bystanders try to step in and pull the brawlers apart, only to get into a separate fight themselves.
One of those women, dressed in a neon cut-out swimsuit, repeatedly has her breasts exposed while exchanging blows with multiple other women during the chaotic melee.
Others soon join in on the action, ignoring repeated calls from male observers to ‘chill out’ and ‘break it up.’
The video ends with a tangle of partially clothed bodies writhing on the ground in the middle of the roadway.
It’s unclear from the video what may have sparked the fisticuffs, or whether police were ultimately called to the scene.
With large crowds of Spring Break revelers flocking to Miami, there have been multiple reports of fights over the weekend.
In one case, a man was caught on video punching a woman out cold on the beach.
Click here to see that one. It’s worth it, trust me.
In another, a huge fight broke up on the beach off Ocean Drive, with a gaggle of young men beating each other up and knocking down an umbrella in the process.
I couldn’t find that one, but here’s another brawl that broke out on that same street this Spring Break . . .
And another . . .
Local police have been out in force to keep the rowdy tourists in check, even deploying a blimp to do flyovers over the popular gathering spots.
I don’t know about you, but for some reason I seriously doubt that any of these wild animals are college students. So what exactly are they taking a break from? I doubt they even have jobs, I mean excluding prostitution perhaps. There’s so many things I’d like to remark on about this series of violent events but I cannot for fear of losing our sponsors. What do all these videos have in common?Therefore I leave it up to you all to speak for me in the comments section. Have at it!
