This is certainly one of the weirdest examples of Trump Derangement Syndrome I’ve ever seen. A reporter for a cheese-based newspaper (yes, that’s a thing) told a regional director of the RNCC that she hopes she doesn’t get raped at Trump rally. In reality the cheese reporter (yes, that’s a thing) was being sarcastic and hoping the Republican does get raped and impregnated so she’ll change her views on abortion. I’ve heard of moldy cheese, but this cheese actually has TDS.
First, we must understand that there is a newspaper called The Cheese Reporter that has apparently existed since the 1800’s. I can’t say I’ve ever heard of it, but they report on dairy-related news and I guess there’s enough of that to sustain a dedicated newspaper for 150 years or so.
Adding to the oddity of this story, Carly Atchison, press secretary for the National Republican Congressional Committee, sent an e-mail to a Cheese Reporter editor to find out if Wisconsin democrat Rep. Ron Kind supports a bill that protects babies born alive after surviving an abortion attempt from being killed. Why did Atchison e-mail a cheese newspaper to find out if a democrat is for or against infanticide? I have no idea, but she did and that’s when shit went really weird.
Here’s a tweet from Atchison explaining how the e-mail went:
I wrote a release advocating for legislation protecting babies surviving a botched abortion. This is how one associate editor chose to respond: pic.twitter.com/ALKbMMldkQ
— Carly Atchison (@CarlyAtch) April 2, 2019
“Hey, Carly – Hope you don’t get raped at a MAGA rally and have to carry that child to term. DON’T EVER CONTACT ME AGAIN,” replied Cheese Reporter editor Moira Crowley.
Wow!
It gets crazier because, according to The Washington Examiner, Atchison wrote Crowley back with these words:
“Moira – My personal story is none of your business, but suffice to say your comments are personally hurtful and disgusting. There is an unsubscribe button at the bottom of the email. I hope you learn to conduct yourself in a more professional manner and pray that the hatred you hold in your heart heals,” wrote Atchison.
Now wait for it:
“Oh, I unsubscribed Carly. And I just donated $50 to Planned Parenthood in your name,” replied Crowley.
The Cheese Reporter probably hasn’t had to deal with a whole lot of controversy since their founding in 1876 so they obviously aren’t very good at putting out fires. Here’s the awesome bullshit explanation about their nasty rape-wishing editor:
Recently, one of our employee’s email was hacked and deplorable messages were transmitted. Cheese Reporter and the employee ask for your understanding during this difficult time and in no way does Cheese Reporter or the employee condone or endorse any of these hacked messages.
— Cheese Reporter (@cheesereporter) April 2, 2019
Hacked? Really? We’re supposed to believe that anyone on the planet would actually put in the effort to hack a Cheese Reporter editor’s email? No wait, we’re actually supposed to believe that someone hacked this e-mail for the expressed purpose of sending an anti-Trump rape-related message to the regional director of the RNCC.
I bet it was the Russians. Right after they robbed Hillary Clinton of her rightful place in the White House, they set out to discredit the mighty Cheese Reporter. The pillars of our democracy are crumbling before our very eyes.
So milk is racist and cheese had TDS. Can we assume eggs are homophobic? If only there were some dairy-based newspaper to keep us up on all of the shenanigans going on in the world of dairy products.
