With John McCain dead and Jeff Flake whoring for a liberal media job there is a genuine deficit of solid RINOs in the Republican Party. Luckily Mitt Romney is ready to fill the void. After reading the Mueller report that completely exonerates President Trump, Romney said he was sickened. Apparently Trump’s innocence causes Romney to get queasy, which is a symptom of Trump Derangement Syndrome. He should have that checked at because untreated TDS can lead to hysteria and chronic bullshitism.
After two years of lies, the Mueller report was released on Thursday, showing that President Trump did not collude with the Russians to influence the 2106 election. Since there was no underlying crime, the report also proved that Trump didn’t obstruct an investigation into something he didn’t do.
Mitt Romney read the report and the tingling in his magic underwear had him come to a slightly different conclusion:
I have now read the redacted Mueller report and offer my personal reaction: pic.twitter.com/ACnExskqXJ
— Senator Mitt Romney (@SenatorRomney) April 19, 2019
As you can see, Romney acknowledges that Trump didn’t do anything wrong:
“It is good news that there was insufficient evidence to charge the President of the United States with having conspired with a foreign adversary or with having obstructed justice. The alternative would have taken us through a wrenching process with the potential for constitutional crisis. The business of government can move on,” wrote Romney.
So despite the fact that Romney says he’s happy Trump is innocent, it still makes him throw up in his mouth a little:
“Even so, I am sickened at the extent and pervasiveness of dishonesty and misdirection by individuals in the highest office of the land, including the President,” Romney wrote.
Huh? Trump didn’t do anything wrong, but Romney is sickened by his dishonesty and misdirection? That’s some seriously liberal shit that has no place in the head of a Republican. According to the Mueller report, Trump committed no underlying crime, so him denying that crime is not evidence that he was trying to cover up something he didn’t do.
Romney was also sickened by stuff that Hillary Clinton did, but falsely attributed it to the President:
“I am also appalled that, among other things, fellow citizens working in a campaign for president welcomed help from Russia-including information that had been illegally obtained; that none of them acted to inform American law enforcement; and that the campaign chairman was actively promoting Russian interests in Ukraine,” Romney wrote.
Hillary and the DNC paid for the bullshit Steele dossier which was the catalyst for the entire bogus investigation into Trump colluding with the Russians. This dossier was complied using the aid of foreign agents and governments. The democrats didn’t inform law enforcement that foreign adversaries were trying to influence the election, but did turn this over to the FBI who in turn used it as an excuse to spy on Trump’s campaign. Also, who can forget Hillary signing over all US uranium rights to the Russians after a very generous donation to the Clinton foundation?
“Reading the report is a sobering revelation of how far we have strayed from the aspirations and principles of the founders,” finished Romney.
You’d think a Mormon would know a hell of a lot more about being sober, because Romney’s take on the Mueller report is closer to someone on a 3-day meth bender’s opinion. Our Founding Fathers believed in liberty and justice above all else. They wouldn’t look at evidence exonerating an innocent man and conclude he was guilty as Romney has done.
