Sports Illustrated Burkini Swimsuit Edition! In One Spot You Won’t Be Seeing Anything Like the Title Pic of this Article

Ever since I was a kid I was a Sports Illustrated subscriber. Then as the years went by that magazine’s content slowly became less about actual sports and more about the writers inserting their vile liberal viewpoints into every article. So years ago, I cancelled my subscription. And it’s shit like this that caused me to do it.

CBS Minnesota reports

Minnesota Model, Halima Aden, Makes History As The 1st To Wear Burkini In Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO)– A Minnesota woman is breaking boundaries in the modeling world, becoming the first model to wear a hijab and burkini for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit.

But of course she’s from Minnesota! It’s a state so swarming with Muslims it’s become a virtual second Mecca.

Twenty-one-year-old Halima Aden was born in the Kakuma Refugee Camp in Kenya, but she grew up near St. Cloud, Minnesota.

The Somali-American model made history back in 2016 for becoming the first fully-covered Muslim woman to compete in the Miss Minnesota pageant.

Aden went on to sign with IMG models.

In 2017, she made her New York Fashion Week debut in Kanye West’s Yeezy Season 5 show.

Now, the Minnesota model is making history once again with Sports Illustrated Swimsuit.

And here she is in all her . . . glory?

Allāhu akbar! The SI Swimsuit issue after this will probably feature all goats. Pure ISIS wanking material.

A note to the dumbasses at Sports Illustrated – The guys that get the swimsuit issue aren’t looking at the swimsuits. It’s pure soft-core porn. To be blunt, they buy it to see “T&A.” And yet, here we have this picture. As one man in the comments section of the article remarked, “Nice wrists.” I know they know this, so why the hell is this picture even in there?

The answer is that SI is virtue signaling. “Look at how we embrace everything liberals love!” Yeah, embrace that shit, assholes. Especially the proponents of Sharia law. Give ’em a big ol’ hug and a sloppy wet kiss on the lips. But don’t hug them too tightly . . . they might be wearing a suicide vest. You know, these are the people who would have every other woman that appears in this issue stoned to death for exposing too much skin, and might be inclined to do away with Halima as well just for associating with such “filth.”

According to Sports Illustrated, for Aden’s SI Swimsuit rookie spread, the model traveled to her birth country where she shot at Watuma Beach with photographer Yu Tsai.

“To grow up to live the American dream [and] to come back to Kenya and shoot for SI in the most beautiful parts of Kenya–I don’t think that’s a story that anybody could make up,” Aden told Sports Illustrated during her shoot.

Yes, it’s so wonderful to endorse Sharia law her in America! Meanwhile, your female counterparts in other lands are treated like second-class citizens and many of their “owners,” which is what Sharia men really are to their women, are devising new ways to kill us infidel Americans. You suck, Sports Illustrated sucks, and I’m done. Just fuck off, you’re all jihadi bitches.