On Thursday Attorney General Bill Barr testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee for 6 hours answering hysterical democrat questions like why he was so open and transparent about releasing the Mueller report. Friday he was scheduled to testify before the House, but for some reason democrats were going to have their staff members ask the questions so Barr told them to go suck a lemon. With Barr a no-show, democrat Rep. Steve Cohen showed up with a bucket of chicken and stuffed his fat face in some kind of statement that he thought was clever but left everyone else with questions.
House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler knew damn well that Barr wasn’t showing up to his silly hearing, but he held it anyways, which is kind of sad. He even had an empty seat marked with AG Barr’s name for dramatic effect. Things didn’t get much better when Tennessee Rep. Steve Cohen stumbled up with a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken as well as a plastic chicken figure.
Cohen proceeded to place the plastic chicken on the desk where Barr would have sat if the democrats weren’t completely f*cking nuts. And with that, Cohen started stuffing his face with greasy fried chicken. For the record, this all happened before 9am, so Cohen was gorging himself on this stuff for breakfast.
The obvious thing Cohen was going for with this ridiculous display was that Barr was too chicken to testify before the House Judiciary Committee, but that’s crazy. As already stated, Barr testified before the Senate for 6 hours and took every single dumb question democrats could serve up. It’s possible that Barr didn’t see any point to re-answer all of these same questions, especially if they were coming from dipshit congressional interns.
No, there was a deeper and more disturbing meaning behind Cohen’s display. First he placed a rubber chicken in place of Barr to represent the Attorney General and then he started devouring chicken. He was eating Barr in effigy and I can’t stress enough how bizarre that is.
In reality this was a message that Cohen wants to kill Bill Barr or at least incite violence against him. To prove this we only need to play the “what if” game. Imagine if Kamala “Cameltoe” Harris blew off a hearing and Republican showed up and started eating a camel kabob. Democrats would freak out, screaming that the Republican was putting Harris’ life in danger.
Lucky for Cohen he has that “D” after his name and won’t be held to the same hysterical responses he and his party would have if the roles were reversed. And on that same subject, for some reason it’s racist as shit when President Trump eats fried chicken, but Steve Cohen gets a free pass thanks to liberal privilege.
Maybe the funniest part about this sham hearing is that Bill Barr was not subpoenaed to appear, he was invited and declined. Despite that fact, Chairman Jerrold “Fat Jerry” Nadler is threatening to hold Barr in contempt of Congress. Maybe he should familiarize himself with the law and his Constitutional powers.
So this is what the democrats have decided to do with their majority in the House? Try to throw the AG in prison for delivering a report they don’t like and eating him in effigy? If this is what they have to offer the American people they probably shouldn’t get too comfortable in their roll as majority party.
