What the hell is going on here? Did Bill de Blasio just try to kill Jerry Nadler? Maybe the NYC Mayor thought the House Judiciary Committee Chairman was a groundhog, I don’t know. In any case, Nadler fainted at a de Blasio event in New York on Friday. He claims he’s okay now, which seems impossible because he wasn’t okay before passing out. Losing consciousness doesn’t act like a reset button.
BREAKING:@RepJerryNadler has health scare during an event along side @NYCMayor talking about speed cameras. Appears to be dehydrated and pass out. He looks paper white. pic.twitter.com/dTFlPMWhgG
— Henry Rosoff (@HenryRosoff) May 24, 2019
At some event for traffic cameras Nadler was seen fainting in his chair. De Blasio leaned over and asked him if he was alright and the New York Rep. respond with a weak “no” and then put his hands over his face.
Reporters on the scene said Nadler was “paper white” and appeared to lose consciousness. For some reason there were doctors on hand and then gave Nadler an orange and then took him to the hospital.
Nadler was sitting behind a table with a sign reading “High Speed Cameras Save Lives.” Maybe the the doctors hit him with a radar gun and shocked him back to life, who knows? If the twas the case, that sign was spot-on.
Nadler later issued a statement that he was fine and that he was dehydrated, adding it was warm in the room. That sounds plausible. If Bill de Blasio was speaking there was definitely a lot of hot air in the joint.
Nadler’s people dispute that he he fainted by saying that he was sitting down, so it would be impossible for him to pass out. Really? If someone is in a chair they can’t faint? Is that some of that liberal science I’ve been hearing so much about?
This is as a democrat thing as there is. There’s video clearly showing Nadler fainting and his people’s response is, “Nope. Never happened.” Save your lies for something that matters, morons.
So if we are to believe Nadler’s version of events, and there’s strong reason not to, we’re still left with story of a grown man who doesn’t know how to drink water. It’s not like he just got done running a marathon, he was siting in a chair. If he was dehydrated that means he’s too stupid to understand the human body needs fluids. If that’s the story he’s going with, it certainly doesn’t make him seem like someone who in on the ball.
I think there are a couple more believable scenarios that would explain Nadler’s nosedive. He was at an event with Bill de Blasio. The NYC Mayor has a sickening effect people and it probably got to “Fat” Jerry, who is old and not in great shape. Usually de Blasio makes people sick to their stomaches, but he can also suck the oxygen out or a room with his sense of self-righteousness, causing people to lose consciousness.
The other more likely cause of this fainting is Donald Trump. As you know Nadler is the head of the House Judiciary Committee and has been holding a series of ridiculous hearings related to the Mueller report that completely exonerated the President. Trump and his team have basically told the House democratic leadership to get a life and are ignoring Nadler’s effort to get to the bottom of something that is already resolved.
Today the President authorized the declassification and release of documents related to the beginnings of the bogus Russian collusion investigation and when the stuff comes out, democrats are screwed. Obviously Nadler’s reaction to this bad news was to faint away like a hysterical woman from a 1940’s movie.
Then again maybe Nadler just finally choked on his own bullshit. That’s why Hillary Clinton keeps passing out. The human body can only take some much crap before it shuts down.
