I hope you have a strong stomach because Whoopi Goldberg is talking about her vagina, which I think we can all agree is a scary thing. The View cohost is demanding that former UN Ambassador Nikki Haley stay out of coochie. Why? Mostly because Goldberg is one of the dumbest people on TV and completely misunderstood what Haley said, but also due to abortion.
Nikki Haley spoke at pro-life group event recently and The View played a clip:
“Women are expected to support choice simply because we’re women. That’s just wrong. We all have to be true to ourselves and to others. Unfortunately, many on the left use the abortion debate to divide women and demand conformity. They do this in the name of feminism, but that is not real feminism,” said Haley.
Okay, all Haley said was that women are allowed to either be pro-life or pro-choice and it’s wrong for so-called feminists to shame women who support a baby’s right to life. She didn’t say anything about banning abortion, but Whoopi Goldberg is an idiot, so here she is misinterpreting Haley’s clear words:
“So let me get this straight, so giving a woman a choice about what to do with her body is anti-feminist?” Goldberg said. “You have the right never to have an abortion. You have that right and I support that.”
Well no, Goldberg clearly doesn’t have this straight. Haley never said anything remotely close to it being anti-feminist for women to support abortion.
“But what about the 9-year-old girl who gets raped by a family member or some thug in the street?” Goldberg asked.
Hey, you wanna know something that never happened? A 9-year-old girl getting pregnant after getting raped by a thug in the street. Goldberg’s question here is, “but what about that thing that has never happened and never will?” which is an idiot’s argument.
“See to me, you taking choice from people is anti-human,” said Goldberg.
So killing human babies is human? I don’t get it, nor do I get this:
“I am pro-life, I want everybody who wants to do this to have life. I want, everybody wants to have life, but you can’t just knock it off here. You have to take that life and watch that life grow and help people do what they need to do,” Goldberg said.
That was pretty nonsensical, but basically Goldberg is claiming that supporting abortion is a pro-life position and the people who get abortions are creating life.
“What are they going to do, my question, I don’t know maybe I’m dumb, what are they going to do when they close this last clinic in Missouri? Where do the women go when they need to have a vaginal check? Where do they go? Planned Parenthood is much more than an abortion clinic, much much more, that do many more things,” stated Goldberg.
Maybe she’s dumb? What the f*ck is a vaginal check? No, don’t answer that because what I’d really like to know is, if Planned Parenthood is much more than an abortion clinic, why do they go out of business when they can no longer perform abortions?
And finally:
“I don’t say that everybody has to believe, but I say you want to have choice. I don’t want you in my coochie, get out of it! You don’t want me in yours either,” said Goldberg.
I can assure her that Nikki Haley and the entire rest of humanity doesn’t want to go anywhere near her coochie. Even Ted Danson had to bail after the medication wore off.
As a final idiocy, Goldberg’s message is she doesn’t want Nikki Haley telling her that she can’t have an abortion. Haley never said that, plus Goldberg is 63-years-old and can no longer get pregnant, which is the only requirement for getting an abortion.
