Pro-Abortion Feminists Accidentally Blow Themselves Up In Mexico

Feminists are under the false impression that anything a man can do, they can do better. Here’s one thing men are better at: rioting. Pro-abortion feminists in Mexico City tried to hurl a molotov cocktail at police but instead ended blowing themselves up and setting their hermanas on fire. I guess firebombing is like peeing standing up. Yeah, women can do it too but it’s a lot messier than when men do it.

Reuters reports las mujeres estan locas in Mexico City:

A group of women outside Mexico City’s main cathedral clashed on Sunday with men protesting abortion who made Nazi salutes, among scuffles that left dozens injured during a protest of tens of thousands of people on International Women’s Day.

Wearing green bandanas symbolizing support for abortion rights, at least a dozen women ripped down banners describing abortion as femicide and set them on fire.

Elsewhere in the city center, women in black masks and armed with hammers smashed the windshield of a car, overturned a van and burnt doors of buildings.

Along the palace walls, graffitied slogans rebuked the government, including, “the president doesn’t care about us” and “misogynist AMLO,” referring to President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador.

Activists also used hammers to tear down a metal barrier surrounding the Bank of Mexico, and lit a bonfire whose flames and smoke could be seen blocks away from the public square.

Despite many protesters urging against violence, city authorities said the day’s clashes left 65 people with injuries, including burns but none life threatening.

And in one of the worst cases of throwing like a girl ever, here’s how some of them were burned:

At the doors to the National Palace where the president lives, activists tossed Molotov cocktails over a contingent of policewomen in riot gear who were among nearly 3,000 female officers deployed during the march.

One of the homemade bombs burst amid a cluster of protesters, setting the pants of a female photographer from newspaper El Universal on fire. The newspaper said she was hospitalized with second-degree burns.

They should have let a man throw that thing.

Maybe the problem is that fossil fuels are products of the patriarchy, which denies global warming. These crazy feminists should have tried to chuck a solar panel at the police. It wouldn’t have gone much better in terms of distance or accuracy, but there would have been a lot less women engulfed in flames.

This incident is actually a very powerful metaphor. There were men protesting against abortion, and more specifically selective-birth abortion or “femicide” in which female babies are killed because parents want male babies. In other words, the men were protesting in defense of female life. The feminists showed up to harm or kill the male protesters but instead blew themselves up, which is symbolic of their self-hatred and support for femicide.

There was also a powerfully funny joke going on here. This happened on International Women’s Day when angry hairy armpitted feminists try to claim they are every bit as capable as men. Clearly that’s not true as there are differences between the sexes. They would have been better off failing to open pickle jars or kill spiders, but blowing themselves up works too.