You’d think the last thing Iran would want is a a war with the United States but they keep trying to provoke one. You’d think the second to last thing Iran would want is an insult war with master troll Donald Trump and yet the Iranian president jutst called the US President a “retard.” I guess maybe those jihadi crazies are just trying to find out how many different ways America can flatten its shitty country.
In response to Iranian aggression President Trump put additional sanctions on the hostile nation and they reacted with hostility. Here’s a pretty funny thing from Al Jazeera:
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani has dismissed new sanctions the United States imposed on Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei as “outrageous and idiotic”
In a speech broadcast live on Iranian state television on Tuesday, Rouhani said sanctions against Khamenei would fail because he had no assets abroad.
Describing the latest round of measures as “outrageous”, “idiotic”, and a sign of US desperation, Rouhani said: “The White House actions mean it is mentally retarded.”
What? Is this kook 10-years-old? Calling someone a retard is lame elementary school playground stuff, not top-level international diplomacy. What’s next? Is going to call Trump gay?
You don’t don’t call President Trump a retard without getting some blow back. I thought for sure Trump would come up with a hilarious nickname for Rouhani, but instead he just reminded the terrorist nation how close they are to complete annihilation.
Iran leadership doesn’t understand the words “nice” or “compassion,” they never have. Sadly, the thing they do understand is Strength and Power, and the USA is by far the most powerful Military Force in the world, with 1.5 Trillion Dollars invested over the last two years alone..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2019
….The wonderful Iranian people are suffering, and for no reason at all. Their leadership spends all of its money on Terror, and little on anything else. The U.S. has not forgotten Iran’s use of IED’s & EFP’s (bombs), which killed 2000 Americans, and wounded many more…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2019
….Iran’s very ignorant and insulting statement, put out today, only shows that they do not understand reality. Any attack by Iran on anything American will be met with great and overwhelming force. In some areas, overwhelming will mean obliteration. No more John Kerry & Obama!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2019
Nice, plus Trump managed to work in a shot at Barack Obama and John Kerry. Instead of money bombs from the previous administration, this time around it’ll be those exploding kind of bombs.
I suspect Trump didn’t go the nickname route because it would be pretty hard to come up with one for Rouhani that wouldn’t be perceived as Islamophobic. Anything from that towel on his head to his passion for riding camels would be considered racist by liberals who now love Iran more than America over this conflict. Still, Trump is very skilled at nicknaming and I think he could come up with a good one.
Trump has obviously figured out what Obama couldn’t: that there is no negotiating with these crazy assholes. They have been psychotic for 40 years and diplomacy will not change that. You can give them everything in the world like Obama and Kerry did and it’ll still be “death to America.”
