Pelosi Chokes Down Bitter Pill On Senate Border Bill; AOC Makes Her Pay

Speaker Nancy Pelosi has decided to choke down the bitter pill of the Senate version of the border security bill when she flip-flopped on her resistance and defied the most radical elements of her own caucus in order to get some sort of deal into place before Congress blows town on their latest extended vacation.

With Democrats having stumbled into a trap of their own making with the lurid media sensationalism of a dead migrant and his young daughter who were found floating face down in the Rio Grande River, it was no longer possible for the official leader of the party to defy calls to address the worsening humanitarian crisis by turning up her nose at President Trump and Mitch McConnell’s $4.5 billion package without risking serious political fallout.

So like the sometimes pragmatic career politician that she is, Nervous Nancy held her nose and backed down on insisting on changes to the bill which sailed through the GOP-controlled Senate 84-8  with an attention-grabbing amount of bipartisan support.

While Pelosi had to concede ground in the hope of only picking fights that she could win, the capitulation infuriated the most extreme elements of the radicalized socialist faction of the party which included the haughty egomaniac Twitter revolutionary Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who continues to place herself on a collision course with her befuddled elder.

Fresh off of a star-making stop on the Hate Show Late Show With Stephen Colbert and backing of a successful albeit cruel employee revolt at furniture giant Wayfair that was able to deprive some of those poor, persecuted children in the concentration camps detention facilities at the border of beds, the socialist Diva snatched up her iPhone and blew her stack.

The knives are now going to really be out for Pelosi after she worked to accommodate the unreasonable demands of the freshman Justice Democrat socialists who despite her efforts, publicly humiliated her when AOC and her posse immediately ran to the media to announce their mutiny on the House bill which once again rubbed the septuagenarian’s face into a steaming hot mess of her own making.

It may still be a week until the Fourth Of July but thanks to AOC and the insurgents, the fireworks have already been set off and the Twitter mob will soon be demanding the Pelosi be burned at the stake.